This Is How Often Married People Are Having Sex

[Chris.B]

Married 0-7 years:

1. "I'm 33, he's 29. Married one year, together for 3, one kid. Sex happens on average once a week."

Married 7-15 years:

7. "Almost 30, married almost 8 years. We do the sex about once every 10 days. She's just started her third trimester, though, sooo..."

Married more than 15 years:

12. "Married 17 years: 2-3 times a year."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/17/married-sex_n_5596185.html



@Emperor_ReinScarf

 

[Silver Surfer]

How often are they having an affair

 

[MikelArteta]

get married brehs

http://sexlessmarriage.yuku.com/

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

you nikkas love negativity....

 

[threattonature]

I only got two close close friends that are married. One is lucky to get it once a month. The other if he gets it more than once in three months he's smiling like he hit the lottery. And neither of their wives give blow jobs. Couldn't be me. Both have been married less than 5 years.

 

[saint25225]

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[MikelArteta]

I only got two close close friends that are married. One is lucky to get it once a month. The other if he gets it more than once in three months he's smiling like he hit the lottery. And neither of their wives give blow jobs. Couldn't be me. Both have been married less than 5 years.

the funny thing many of these wives were sucking their husbands dikk every day, swallowing, doing every position but once they got that ring and that security its now once a month missionary

 

[mamba]

and bytches wonder why these side chicks are proliferating.

 

[threattonature]

the funny thing many of these wives were sucking their husbands dikk every day, swallowing, doing every position but once they got that ring and that security its now once a month missionary

I would've thought so but both say their wives were that way even before getting marriage. They were guys that were so caught up in the idea of having the family life they just overlooked all that shyt. shyt I wonder at times if I was shallow for deading relationships in the past cause the women weren't sexual enough or not down for getting head. But fukk it, all of that ties together to be happy in a relationship. The look of envy when I would talk about some chick going down would always make me laugh though.

 

[acri1]

Marry frigid women, brehs.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

I only got two close close friends that are married. One is lucky to get it once a month. The other if he gets it more than once in three months he's smiling like he hit the lottery. And neither of their wives give blow jobs. Couldn't be me. Both have been married less than 5 years.

Sooo.... is it a given that none of them...

Spoiler

Engage in sphincter blasting?


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[threattonature]

Sooo.... is it a given that none of them...

Spoiler

Engage in sphincter blasting?


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Hell Nah. These fools are basically lucky to do anything but missionary.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

What do the coli females have to say about this?

 

[TheNig]

I'm married and we fukk everyday. shyts exercise for us.

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

Me & my fiancé have been living together for almost 5 years & still have sex damn near every other day if not more then once a day & she ain't stingy with the head either when she's on her period...

The problem with MOST couples is COMMUNICATION. My father always pushed me to understand how important communication is because words are powerful. I straight up told her before we ever moved in that if she wanted me to be a faithful man then she would have to 100% my whore at all times and vice versa. You can't leave any space or room for another to even be appealing so you have to be able to please whoever you're with whenever they want it no matter what or else the sex slows down, people become irritated with each other & solve their problems by fukking other people INSTEAD OF BEING HONEST.

I told my girl straight up that I don't want to be that guy who had a freak at first, got married, she gains weight & doesn't feel she "needs" to do anything extra in the bedroom and eventually becomes the dreaded impossible DEADFISH WIFE.

I have more sex then all of my single friends and married friends put together... & to be honest I'm so sexually satisfied I really don't care to ever cheat cuz this type of shyt is rare & I'm not gonna fukk it up...

Nikkas can't wait to cheat... don't even care to try to work it out...