First off shouts out to my future wife @honestly? I love you baby our 9 month is coming up
But any ways I was driving today, and I come to this stoplight, I do the usually look at both cars next to me and check if there's a hot babe with her t*ts out, but there wasn't
The person to my right was this ugly ass Indian dude
He was so ugly
This crash bandicoot
Master splinter
Stuart little
Reptilian march of the penguins
This dude was so fukking ugly man
I couldn't even stop looking at how ugly he was
I felt my body morphing as ugly as him with his ugly gravitational pull
Then the guy looked at me and I do a nod because I am a nice person
And this ugly ass dude winds down his window and this dude is so freakin ugly man
Ol mighty duck lookin ass
Brandy n mr whiskers
CatDog
LILO n stitch
Swat cats
This dude was just to ugly to bear, man he looked at me back with the window down so I immediately looked forward and look back at his ugly ass for 5 more seconds
This dude was the definition of ugly
Monster inc
Fred flintstone
Kappa mikey
Don patch
Then all of a sudden I go to the next stop light
I'm in the right lane now
I see a nice little souled up Toyota celica, so I winded down my window and started talking shyt to this Latino dude, I was like yo ill smoke your ass, you got a slow ass car bro, wanna go, he agrees
So all of a sudden the light turns green and I took a right because he was probably gonna burn my ass but I went to Burger King since it was in the direction I was goin and got a frosty
But any ways I was driving today, and I come to this stoplight, I do the usually look at both cars next to me and check if there's a hot babe with her t*ts out, but there wasn't
The person to my right was this ugly ass Indian dude
He was so ugly
This crash bandicoot
Master splinter
Stuart little
Reptilian march of the penguins
This dude was so fukking ugly man
I couldn't even stop looking at how ugly he was
I felt my body morphing as ugly as him with his ugly gravitational pull
Then the guy looked at me and I do a nod because I am a nice person
And this ugly ass dude winds down his window and this dude is so freakin ugly man
Ol mighty duck lookin ass
Brandy n mr whiskers
CatDog
LILO n stitch
Swat cats
This dude was just to ugly to bear, man he looked at me back with the window down so I immediately looked forward and look back at his ugly ass for 5 more seconds
This dude was the definition of ugly
Monster inc
Fred flintstone
Kappa mikey
Don patch
Then all of a sudden I go to the next stop light
I'm in the right lane now
I see a nice little souled up Toyota celica, so I winded down my window and started talking shyt to this Latino dude, I was like yo ill smoke your ass, you got a slow ass car bro, wanna go, he agrees
So all of a sudden the light turns green and I took a right because he was probably gonna burn my ass but I went to Burger King since it was in the direction I was goin and got a frosty
