This is the best time of the year to be SINGLE

[Mr.Forte]

I remember seeing a woman wandering around like she was about to JUMP INTO TRAFFIC

Because she didn't get any GIFTS from her husband for Valentines Day

The shyt made me LAUGH INSIDE

She noticed be SMILING at her

So she gave me the STARE of DEATH

If LOOKS could KILL

I'd be a DEAD MAN

True Story

 

[Couth]

Almost. Summer is the best time of year to be single. Tourist p*ssy galore.

 

[Mr.Forte]

Almost. Summer is the best time of year to be single. Tourist p*ssy galore.

You know what time it is

They wear less clothing too

 

[Vilified not verified]

I'm struggling to find the connection between the thread title and ops story.

 

[The Mad Titan]

Soon as spring rolls around, alot of women are going to start to "feel different" about there relationships and alot of men are going to get the wandering eye.

 

[Mr.Forte]

I'm struggling to find the connection between the thread title and ops story.

Valentines Day is on the 14th

And single men like MYSELF are not OBLIGATED to buy a woman shyt

You understand now ?

 

[At30wecashout]

I'm gonna test this theory starting today.

Can't wait for summer though. EASY to just show up to places with scantily clad young chicks who are all about excitement that they won't
mention to their future simp....er, spouse.

 

[Vilified not verified]

Valentines Day is on the 14th

And single men like MYSELF are not OBLIGATED to buy a woman shyt

You understand now ?

yer, I initially thought this thread was about scooping bytches up not saving money. Her husband saved money too and he ain't single so what are you saying?

 

[Morose Polymath]

Valentines Day is on the 14th

And single men like MYSELF are not OBLIGATED to buy a woman shyt

You understand now ?

Finally, you post some shyt I agree with

 

[Mr.Forte]

yer, I initially thought this thread was about scooping bytches up not saving money. Her husband saved money too and he ain't single so what are you saying?

Her husband is MORALLY OBLIGATED to buy her gifts for Valentines Day

I'm not morally obligated to buy a woman ANYTHING because I'm SINGLE

You get it NOW ?

 

[charmander]

I been dating this chick since october, I don't know or care if she's expecting shyt on saturday

might pull up with a $10 box from taco bell and a 5th of hen, she better appreciate it

ITS THE thought that COUNTS

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Free Agency starts Sunday at exactly 12 AM

Pre-Season Starts on Monday

 

[Vilified not verified]

Her husband is MORALLY OBLIGATED to buy her gifts for Valentines Day

I'm not morally obligated to buy a woman ANYTHING because I'm SINGLE

You get it NOW ?

i'm sure he had something nice for her when she got back home, it's hard to dissapoint and easy too impress somebody when you've already lowered their expectations.

 

[Mr.Forte]

I remember getting some flowers sent to this woman's job to let her know how I felt about her

When I seen her after work

She made my TOES CURL

And my EYES ROLL IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD

 

[Couth]

i'm sure he had something nice for her when she got back home, it's hard to dissapoint and easy too impress somebody when you've already lowered their expectations.

Words every real nikka should live bye.

Brb lowering my girls expectations