This isn't on any gay shyt. Why do we as men wake up with morning wood?

[Robo Squirrel]

I cant figure it out myself and I know Im not the only one on the planet.





*Im literally a Scientist
*In certain communities

 

[Joe Budden]

Cause demons ride our dikks in our sleep

 

[Robo Squirrel]

For the ladies. Its an erect penis at 6-8 am.



* im a scientist

 

[Sterling Archer]

It’s just basic physiology. Testosterone levels peak in the morning. That’s why.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Testosterone levels are highest right after you wake up.​

 

[Bud Bundy]

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I cant figure it out myself and I know Im not the only one on the planet.





*Im literally a Scientist
*In certain communities

@Louisiana Fisher

Dap + Reputation

 

[Robo Squirrel]

It’s just basic physiology. Testosterone levels peak in the morning. That’s why.

gtfo of here. Where is your data sir?

 

[Collateral]

Because your cock is looking for somewhere dark, warm, and moist to greet it

Most of yall can only offer your palm though

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Testosterone levels are highest right after you wake up.​

Ive never even heard of you.



Where did you study?

 

[Robo Squirrel]

@Dafunkdoc_Unlimited

I demand he be banned from the scientific community.

I have the true answer.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Because your cock is looking for somewhere dark, warm, and moist to greet it

Most of yall can only offer your palm though

 

[calixprynce]

I thought it was cuz of Nitric Oxide , which causes blood vessels to expand


i remember this hoodrat telling her homegirls "her son have morning woods cuz he's horny" Breh is like 5

 

[RadaMillz]

I don't know breh but it means everything is functioning well down there, don't worry too much about it although it could get awkward if someone (outside of ur girl) walked in on u with a stiffy poking through the covers.

 

[humminbird]

It’s your body’s equivalent of warming the car up
it wants to make sure you’re ready if you have to use it