This Might be The Best/Funniest Dis Track to No One in Particular, EVER

[Walt]

Quite possibly the most random display of rage I've ever heard. shyt be havin me ready to curse the world out. Too many fukking quotables... the weird monster voice... the chorus... the way he ends the song...


I'm tired of nikkas fooling muthafukkas actin like they drug dealers
All you rappers fantasizin that jewelry and car shyt
You can pull the speedos and suck my dikk
Tell your corny fans who believe that shyt lick the back of my ass quick
I'ma shut fakkits down
Especially muthafukkas with that gay-ass production New Millenium homo sound
Smack the shyt out of you for doin that wack-ass shyt you do
50 bodyguards surround you
Keepin men that fukk you in the ass around you
Standin like you runnin shyt, you ain't the fukkin president
Posin with ugly bytches in your video who take aids medicine
You don't wanna fukk with me or rock with me
Or rhyme on any block with me
fukk the rap museum I should be on the wall next to Run DMC
Between Public Enemy
some a$$hole is jealous of me
I don't care no more about your lyrics
The average mc is bullshyt
I don't hear it
fukk you talkin about you rap with a good spirit
I make rappers intimidated
Over wack-ass beats they get motivated
some have ministrated
Even suburban kids copy your shyt and duplicate it
My balls you now cherish
By some new-ass mc about to perish
Type of muthafukka to eat a lotta celery
Your cd was butter-soft - what you tellin me?
A bunch of 'n sync type of fans hyped you up like Bill Bellamy
A bytch like you would rhyme with a curfew
nikka with real shyt will hurt you
The girl scout club I refer you
b*stard you
Your man rap, new nikka, he's wack, fukk you
Stay low, I'm above you
Erase your shyt, I don't dub you
fukk you

fukk you
Muthafukka fukk you
Muthafukka fukk you

Yeah you been rappin for 20,000 years And you ain't got your fukkin deal yet? What the fukk, don't take your problems out on me. And the rest of you muthafukkas walkin around lookin like some old alien nikkas. Muthafukka, I'll pull your face off 'bout to show you what the fukk you look like 'cause you keep it real. Too real muthafukkin broke. In 2001 nobody was sayin that shyt when I was payin for them fukkin hot wings. Hope you burn your fukkin lips.

fukk you
Muthafukka fukk you
Muthafukka fukk you
Muthafukka fukk you

a$$hole

 

[Buckeye Fever]

The hot wings line

I get an ODB "Dog shyt" vibe from this cut

 

[Long Live The Kane]

In 2001 nobody was sayin that shyt when I was payin for them fukkin hot wings. Hope you burn your fukkin lips.

 

[big bun]

That whole album was full of random ass diss records

You never lived in the projects!
You ain't no drug dealer.

 

[Walt]

That whole album was full of random ass diss records

You never lived in the projects!
You ain't no drug dealer.

And this classic, which will always be applicable to rap in general:

 

[Majestyx]

keith just disses people at random. whenever the fukk he feels like it. one of the GOATs

 

[Peak]

This nikka will diss anybody, even Simon Cowell

 

[Walt]

This nikka will diss anybody, even Simon Cowell

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keith even harmonizing on these down low brothers:

 

[NormanConnors]

I remember Keith even got at Nas, might've been on the black elvis album or one of the ones with the No Limit type cover, I have it boxed up somewhere

 

[CM_Burns]

My balls you now cherish
By some new-ass mc about to perish
Type of muthafukka to eat a lotta celery
Your cd was butter-soft - what you tellin me?

 

[The_Hillsta]

Kool Keith is one of the funniest, underrated, muthafukkas to ever touch the mic period. Listen to this uncut classick rant.

"Loosen up bytch stiff like the tin man, don't even wear lingerie,
always talkin about ya dead man used to be a gangsta I don't
wanna hear that shyt I'm eatin, I got some fine Puerto Rican
girls I'm meeetin, yall stay with these wack ass has beens, I'm
laevin with the quickness, yall plastic monkeys at the greek
picnics."

 

[Flav]

"Yeah you been rappin for 20,000 years And you ain't got your fukkin deal yet?"

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

It's kool keith man, do you expect anything less?


Slightly off topic Dr Octagonecologyst is a personal favorite album by him

 

[Another Man]

Kool Keith is one of the funniest, underrated, muthafukkas to ever touch the mic period. Listen to this uncut classick rant.

"Loosen up bytch stiff like the tin man, don't even wear lingerie,
always talkin about ya dead man used to be a gangsta I don't
wanna hear that shyt I'm eatin, I got some fine Puerto Rican
girls I'm meeetin, yall stay with these wack ass has beens, I'm
laevin with the quickness, yall plastic monkeys at the greek
picnics."

This nikka is fukking crazy...that album cover

 

[Flav]

always talkin about ya dead man used to be a gangsta I don't
wanna hear that shyt I'm eatin,

i laughed till i cried when i heard that part right now.i rewinded that part so many times youtube froze up on me.