This old church lady asked me "Won't he do it?!"

[OfTheCross]

I was just like

"Mmhmm"


She walked away like

What's the proper response to this church talk, brehs?

Can't be coming off like a heathen in these streets

 

[Heafcliffe]

"Yes, he will..."

 

[Sauce Dab]

Watch Deon Cole’s special on Netflix and that’ll answer your question

 

[paperbag]

Sees the bernie avi

 

[tuckgod]

Did you grow up around black people?

 

[ba'al]

Did you grow up around black people?

And is he black himself ?

 

[Gold]

I was just like

"Mmhmm"


She walked away like

What's the proper response to this church talk, brehs?

Can't be coming off like a heathen in these streets

Damn breh, thats shyt you gotta know. Lemme help you out with a couple others...

If she says "God is Good", you respond with "All the time"

If she says "And all God's people said...", you respond with "Amen! (Enthusiastically)"

And is she orthodox, you might wanna brush up on ya Lords Prayer and Psalm 23

 

[tuckgod]

Damn breh, thats shyt you gotta know. Lemme help you out with a couple others...

If she says "God is Good", you respond with "All the time"

If she says "And all God's people said...", you respond with "Amen! (Enthusiastically)"

And is she orthodox, you might wanna brush up on ya Lords Prayer and Psalm 23

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

If you down south, respond “My Lo’ “ (my Lord)

or raise a hand and say “mmm!” With this look

thank me later

 

[tuckgod]

If you down south, respond “My Lo’ “ (my Lord)

or raise a hand and say “mmm!” With this look

thank me later

 

[ADK]

I say I dont eat pork my sister

 

[Gold]

I say I dont eat pork my sister

 

[tuckgod]

I say I dont eat pork my sister

 

[OfTheCross]

"Yes, he will..."

Bet.

Watch Deon Cole’s special on Netflix and that’ll answer your question

Oh yeah!

He did make that reference.

I don't know much about black churches, tbh.

I don't know much about church in spanish either.

 

[Estarossa]

at the awkward/hilarious energy when I don’t respond.