This old SIMP talking to my younger Latina cousin sister smh

[newarkhiphop]

This old head at the army base she at really out there text her oconfessin’ his soul like a SIMP anthem over short she's 26,he's like 50 or so she thinks

He swear he found his second spring just ‘cause a young chick gave him a side-eye and faced his direction in a group talk.

Bruh got the nerve to tell her “I ain’t think an old dog could feel like this again"

But here’s the part he don’t know, lil cuz a thot. She’s pregnant right now. Belly on full display but he too busy playin’ Keith Sweat and daydreamin’ to notice. Her baby daddy? Locked up doin’ time, ain’t comin’ home no time soon. She straight up told people she gon’ pin that baby on this old dude

SIMP. Said he so desperate to feel young he’ll
claim it without a DNA test.

Everybody see it but him. He out here thinkin’ she his Latina fairy tale, got him doin’ after-work jogs while she calculatin’ child support. That whole “she faces me in conversation” — got him feeling himself

He about to be pushin’ a stroller at 50 thinkin’ he the hero in a Hallmark movie while her real baby daddy collectin’ prison commissary off his checks.

Y'all be safe

 

[Roid Jones]

 

[Phitz]

spin threads are not as easy to spot and dont pop up as fast as they used to

 

[CrushedGroove]

I know a Coli breh in a similar situation

 

[ucanthandlethetruth]

This old head at the army base she at really out there text her oconfessin’ his soul like a SIMP anthem over short she's 26,he's like 50 or so she thinks

He swear he found his second spring just ‘cause a young chick gave him a side-eye and faced his direction in a group talk.

Bruh got the nerve to tell her “I ain’t think an old dog could feel like this again"

But here’s the part he don’t know, lil cuz a thot. She’s pregnant right now. Belly on full display but he too busy playin’ Keith Sweat and daydreamin’ to notice. Her baby daddy? Locked up doin’ time, ain’t comin’ home no time soon. She straight up told people she gon’ pin that baby on this old dude

SIMP. Said he so desperate to feel young he’ll
claim it without a DNA test.

Everybody see it but him. He out here thinkin’ she his Latina fairy tale, got him doin’ after-work jogs while she calculatin’ child support. That whole “she faces me in conversation” — got him feeling himself

He about to be pushin’ a stroller at 50 thinkin’ he the hero in a Hallmark movie while her real baby daddy collectin’ prison commissary off his checks.

Y'all be safe

 

[1LurkerChick9]

Breh just tryna feel young again


All yall in the OG thread telling him "Go for it! " are wrong af tho

 

[Illuminatos]

In his #MyFirstLatina era at 50? Good luck to unc.

 

[Calibrated]

"...She straight up told people she gon’ pin that baby on this old dude


He about to be pushin’ a stroller at 50..."

"Ruthless!"

 

[Mr.bocario]

Classic spin thread


But truth be told , a chick should not have a grown man’s nose that wide open , just by being in her presence. We ever I hear things like that, I assume the man is going through some type of depression

 

[newarkhiphop]

Classic spin thread


But truth be told , a chick should not have a grown man’s nose that wide open , just by being in her presence. We ever I hear things like that, I assume the man is going through some type of depression

I've seen two old heads lose there families this way

 

[Address_Unknown]

I'm reporting this place if I see ANYBODY make a thread talkin' bout some baby they found on an army base that got AIDS or whatever weird shyt this entire string of spinning fukkery going to produce next. On GOD.

 

[Womb Raider]

 

[Mr.bocario]

I've seen two old heads lose there families this way

Something about those thick latinas in uniform that make Brehs want to crash out

 

[Bone Bender]

Uncle groomer on the prowl.

 

[newarkhiphop]

Uncle groomer on the prowl.

He is one big stunter