Hoshi_Toshi
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These 2 posts lined up for me, I read this one first
This old SIMP talking to my younger Latina cousin sister smh
- Thread starter newarkhiphop
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Let's set him up and rob him 
trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In
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Link to the original?Breh just tryna feel young again
All yall in the OG thread telling him "Go for it!" are wrong af tho
SheWantTheD
Veteran
get these nets
Veteran
Newark has entered the Chat Hiking Session !
Then he one of them red bill black women bashing brehs too. But you see when he gets a little attention from a woman he out here running and skipping to the Coli to let us a know a woman actually paid attention to him...smhClassic spin thread
But truth be told , a chick should not have a grown man’s nose that wide open , just by being in her presence. We ever I hear things like that, I assume the man is going through some type of depression
Peruvian Connect
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It's all fun and games until shorty end up @ a pig farmThis old head at the army base she at really out there text her oconfessin’ his soul like a SIMP anthem over short she's 26,he's like 50 or so she thinks
He swear he found his second spring just ‘cause a young chick gave him a side-eye and faced his direction in a group talk.
Bruh got the nerve to tell her “I ain’t think an old dog could feel like this again"
But here’s the part he don’t know, lil cuz a thot. She’s pregnant right now. Belly on full display but he too busy playin’ Keith Sweat and daydreamin’ to notice. Her baby daddy? Locked up doin’ time, ain’t comin’ home no time soon. She straight up told people she gon’ pin that baby on this old dude
SIMP. Said he so desperate to feel young he’ll
claim it without a DNA test.
Everybody see it but him. He out here thinkin’ she his Latina fairy tale, got him doin’ after-work jogs while she calculatin’ child support. That whole “she faces me in conversation” — got him feeling himself
He about to be pushin’ a stroller at 50 thinkin’ he the hero in a Hallmark movie while her real baby daddy collectin’ prison commissary off his checks.
Y'all be safe
1LurkerChick9
All Star
trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In
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....Same victim that @newarkhiphop spun the block on last month and made another hilarious spin thread on.......that boy makes it too easy.........