Those Fine Azz "I just got out of a horrible relationship/ living for God now" on the 1st date women

[Marco Zen]

" Ay waiter ...check please"

 

[Ricky Church]

stupid bytches.

I used to see this on FB all the time.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Talk to them about god and see what they know

 

[Neil Tyson]

Garbage, just walk the fukk away.

I had a real bad experience that turned me off religious girls. Thots who sexted, converting to Islam, ridiculous.

 

[Gallo]

Stay away. They gargled cum, were abused, probably had an abortion, caught a few STD's, maybe had train ran on and are now trying to get back on the right track with a simp dude like yourself.

 

[Marco Zen]

I don't mind the "my ex used to beat the shyt outta me after I cut the dope" talk. I don't give a shyt, it's not relevant AT ALL but I understand why hos feel the need to drop certain nuggets of info on potential smash candidates. But overall that by itself doesn't bother me.

I'm bothered when it turns into "I'm brand new!! born again church church church, The Lord The Lord The Lord" (completely derails my pimp tactics) ...and then turns into...

Her: "so last night I was sooo worried I wasn't gonna be able to go to work because my cars outta gas on E right. So I prayed and prayed and prayed on it. I prayed til bout 3am I was so worried. Then when I woke up and went to put deodorant on I noticed a $20 bill fell out from under my titty . The power of prayer and my faith. So tell me Marcozen, do you pray??"







Me: "Ay waiter.... check please"

 

[Marco Zen]

Stay away. They gargled cum, were abused, probably had an abortion, caught a few STD's, maybe had train ran on and are now trying to get back on the right track with a simp dude like yourself.

Lol if a bytch lookin for a simp and she thinks I'm one that means whatever I'm doing its working so I'm cool wit dat.

Simp life

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Good thread.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I am God

 

[Thegospel]

I am God

They dont hear you breh breh

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

In all seriousness...that sort of delusional bullshyt should be illegal

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Stay away. They gargled cum, were abused, probably had an abortion, caught a few STD's, maybe had train ran on and are now trying to get back on the right track with a simp dude like yourself.

No kidding

 

[Art Barr]

this is why you don't date.
I smashed some bible thumper last week on the first time, I ever met her, like usual.
made her late for choir practice and all that church function shyt.

sckraight smash and grab, and I have the perfect out.
she is not 420 friendly and I don't like bible thumpers.
don't believe none of that bible thump'n bullshyt.
as most some old school highs school single mother face ass.
if you stfu, and make a move it will happen.


art barr