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I pulled a legit threesome off once and I'ma tell you how I did it. I called both and told each that the other wants to chill with the 2 of us. They were both like :why: and then I was like :wtf:I dunno either, fucc is wrong with her? :lolbron:

Then we got drunk and it just happened man. And it aint even about satisfying two females, it's all fun n games. I felt like a genius tho. :russ:

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The bad thing about threesomes is if you get an std you don't know who gave it to you :(

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I've done it a few times

i remember i knew these group of females that were really cool with me and my boy think it was a total of 5 in the group of them and would always kick it with us when we go out somewhere and when other dudes would holler at them and they didnt like em

they would say we were their bf's :laff:

anyways
i was at the club and i told one of em this is lame tonite im headed home u wanna go back to my barracks and watch a movie and chill

and she was cool with it and my roommate wanted to bring one of her friends back but had no game i guess so i had to ask the other girl to come to keep him company and that he was feeling her and she was like oh ok that s fine

we go back to the barracks im on my side of the room and he is on his and pretty much when i got there oh girl was like na no movie and lets just get it on type of deal and i was like coo :win: (me and her smashed before on several occasions)

so im doing my thing and then her friend comes over my side of the room outta the blue while im up in it. so i stop

and ask her whats wrong she goes this clown wanted to smash and fell asleep off a bj nut :facepalm:

she said she wanna chill on my side and told me go head do ur thing she'll watch tv i was like well if u can always join us since u seem disappointed :pachaha:

she was like na i dont know and oh girl was like come on its worth it and she actually was like oh ok

had me like :ohmy:

so i ended up sleeping with both girls :boss:

looking like ray allen off of HE GOT GAME AFTERWARDS :mj:
 

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I never had one :sadbron:
I want one hella bad...refuse to pass in my mac'n card till I do. But I will never pay for it, that shyt doesn't count:comeon:


This how i feel. :to:

Sidenote i aint even know this thread was still going strong ...

NOw all the females we got posting in the coli now ..
almost reminds me of the old forum days of the IC and old school BX ..

But not one of them posted in this thread? :wow:
 

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A threesome is honestly really like seeing a unicorn but it is very possible if you have the right foundation/chess piece..and thats your lady..if your lady REALLY bout it, knows the deal, then you good money...a fine bytch can bag any chick really str8 or not.....any bytch can get tried at least once...if they like it or not thats another story........

BUT i'll tell ya this...ain't nothing like after a hour of a 3some, watching the 2 bytches take a shower and you on the counter rolling up and smoking some fire...its literally a feeling of accomplishment

I honestly thank god for my wife every day...shes legit a dream come true and that is why I never cheat..why should i? we can share a bytch :takedat:

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For some strange reason i can't get the image to show .. so fukk it ^^ its a clapping gif ... you deserve it
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Im talking to this chick right now said she gonna look into it for me but it sounds like a damn fail from the get ..

she saying her homegril got a man and she tryna get her to join with them ... she saying she tryna itsnay that n get her to join with us ..

Smh ....
 

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Black women have 3somes, but the black woman dont want her man fukkin the other girl in said 3some.

"Now, dont u even THINK about touchin that bytch. Just watch her eat me out, then fukk me while I eat her p*ssy"
 
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Im talking to this chick right now said she gonna look into it for me but it sounds like a damn fail from the get ..

she saying her homegril got a man and she tryna get her to join with them ... she saying she tryna itsnay that n get her to join with us ..

Smh ....



To be honest, ya that shyt died. Why would she fukk you and ya chick,if she got a man(no offense to you personally of course). the only way 3-3's really work is when you got a bi chick(the bi chick has to be the chick thats connected to you in someway), and a "lesbian". i put the quotes on "lesbian" because i don't mean a butch hoe,im talking about the ones that are "lesbian" because they got hurt by a man..yea bytch,ur really a lesbian when you got a 5 year old son :shaq:
 
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Black women have 3somes, but the black woman dont want her man fukkin the other girl in said 3some.

"Now, dont u even THINK about touchin that bytch. Just watch her eat me out, then fukk me while I eat her p*ssy"


THAT shyt is bunnnnnnnnnnnzzzz :deadmanny: :sadbron: :huhldup:



my lady tried to pull that shyt on me, i of course have to respect her,but after some talking she aint give a fukk. ANY bytch is not gonna have hard feelings at first about u fukking the other chick,they have feelings for you.so do not, and i REPEAT no not say that 1)u want to fukk the other chick 2)get mad when she says u cant..respect them,and just say you down for whatever they comfortable with..then u gotta basically swag your way into the other bytches cooch
 
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