Threw a harlot in the bushes for breaking the code...I don't think I was wrong

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I invited this trollop into my caste so I could explore the scandalous paths and hidden trails of her nature. The thanks I got was a woeful disrespect to my laws of conduct. I had to chastise this ramshackled tart on a previous occasion for breaking the code, which is touching certain food items within my cupboards that I classify as off limits. I woke up next to the wench and her belly growled in hunger. I offered her access to my plentiful nourishment and once again I was betrayed. She indulged into my brown sugar and ice cream sundae poptarts even though she was strictly forbidden from doing so. She thinks she is a noble steed but is instead a working mule meant for towing hay.


Her excuse the first time: "I was hungry, didn't think you would mind :beli: :


Her excuse the 2nd time: "I thought we were past this, I'll buy you some more :beli: "


Trollops get banished everyday B :razor:
 

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4/10. Trying too hard to be Victorian Thug. Plus I've heard this story before.
 

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:dead: Ain't that the girl me and @Juicy told you to marry? Either keep that heffa away from your kitchen or put a rang on that fanga....







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:dead: Ain't that the girl me and @Juicy told you to marry? Either keep that heffa away from your kitchen or put a rang on that fanga....







:mjpls:


You and juicy can marry her since you like her so much. :mjpls: I'm not putting a metal symbol of matrimony on that whores "fanga" until she learns to obey me. :mjpls:




@BlvdBrawler My word usage is distinct and like no other, don't ever compare me to another breh again you unsoaked pig foot. You will never be granted a spot in the kingdom until you purge your unclean ways. And yes, this a continuation from a previous real life incident. :mjpls:
 
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Don't forget what I said the other day. When they :ufdup: we must rinse and clean their souls :piss::queen: Only then will they be purified by the angelic mixture of wild turkey and Budweiser from our demonic bowels. Don't ask me how:youngsabo:....because I don't even know :usure:
 

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@BlvdBrawler My word usage is distict and like no other, don't ever compare me to another breh again you unsoaked pig foot. You will never be granted a spot in the kingdom until you purge your unclean ways. And yes, this a continuation from a previous real life incident. :mjpls:

I think you meant "distinct". I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
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I invited this trollop into my caste so I could explore the scandalous paths and hidden trails of her nature. The thanks I got was a woeful disrespect to my laws of conduct. I had to chastise this ramshackled tart on a previous occasion for breaking the code, which is touching certain food items within my cupboards that I classify as off limits. I woke up next to the wench and her belly growled in hunger. I offered her access to my plentiful nourishment and once again I was betrayed. She indulged into my brown sugar and ice cream sundae poptarts even though she was strictly forbidden from doing so. She thinks she is a noble steed but is instead a working mule meant for towing hay.


Her excuse the first time: "I was hungry, didn't think you would mind :beli: :


Her excuse the 2nd time: "I thought we were past this, I'll buy you some more :beli: "


Trollops get banished everyday B :razor:

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Lmao wtf
 

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Don't forget what I said the other day. When they :ufdup: we must rinse and clean their souls :piss::queen: Only then will they be purified by the angelic mixture of wild turkey and Budweiser from our demonic bowls. Don't ask me how:youngsabo:....because I don't even know :usure:

:whoo::whoo: Thank you based buck, you are a guide to what is right.




I think I should pee inside of her post bust to ensure that the cleansing waters penetrate deep into her creeks. :ohhh:
 

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:whoa: So i'm being difficult because I have standards. If I can't trust her with high sugar snacks foods then how can I trust her with the rent money and even my life?


:mjpls:
Just think if you was a diabetic taking insulin and your sugar was running low. And the wench stole all your sugar snacks:ohhh:
Get rid of her breh she's trying to kill you:damn:
 
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