This nikka wilding, must be gone off that good egg nog lmao
Tiger Woods As Mac Daddy Santa Is The Gift America Deserves, But Not The One It Needs Right Now | VSB
Of course, I did not know before yesterday that all it would take to complete me was the image of Tiger Woods as Mac Daddy Santa. And the myriad thoughts spawned by the image of Tiger Woods as Mac Daddy Santa. Including “Is it too late to travel to wherever Tiger Woods is celebrating Christmas because Mac Daddy Santa proved to me that we’ve all been doing Christmas wrong and I need to step my Christmas game up and learn from Tiger Woods, who clearly has made Christmas his bytch?” And “Why does Mac Daddy Santa look like Hulk Hogan in Blackface?” And “Who exactly is Mac Daddy Santa macking on? Lascivious elves? Slutty reindeer? Or is Mac Daddy Santa basically just the North Pole’s version of the Cat Daddy at Essence Festival hollerin at tipsy lawyers at Tank concert afterparties?” And “Why didn’t he crop the nipples out?” And “Are the nipples a statement? The new safety pin? Perhaps his way of communicating solidarity with BlackLivesMatter?” And “I’m immediately 100,000% interested in a reality show about this nikka’s life.” And “Tiger Woods has clearly joined President Obama on the remote and bucolic Nofukkistan Isles. Where fukks are deleted, discarded, dismissed; and, as far as thine eyes can see, thy sees no fukks. Thy entertains no fukks. Thy bears witness to no fukks. And thine diet is filled with delicious gluten and fukk free pastries. Perhaps that’s where he’s celebrating Christmas.”
Tiger Woods As Mac Daddy Santa Is The Gift America Deserves, But Not The One It Needs Right Now | VSB
Of course, I did not know before yesterday that all it would take to complete me was the image of Tiger Woods as Mac Daddy Santa. And the myriad thoughts spawned by the image of Tiger Woods as Mac Daddy Santa. Including “Is it too late to travel to wherever Tiger Woods is celebrating Christmas because Mac Daddy Santa proved to me that we’ve all been doing Christmas wrong and I need to step my Christmas game up and learn from Tiger Woods, who clearly has made Christmas his bytch?” And “Why does Mac Daddy Santa look like Hulk Hogan in Blackface?” And “Who exactly is Mac Daddy Santa macking on? Lascivious elves? Slutty reindeer? Or is Mac Daddy Santa basically just the North Pole’s version of the Cat Daddy at Essence Festival hollerin at tipsy lawyers at Tank concert afterparties?” And “Why didn’t he crop the nipples out?” And “Are the nipples a statement? The new safety pin? Perhaps his way of communicating solidarity with BlackLivesMatter?” And “I’m immediately 100,000% interested in a reality show about this nikka’s life.” And “Tiger Woods has clearly joined President Obama on the remote and bucolic Nofukkistan Isles. Where fukks are deleted, discarded, dismissed; and, as far as thine eyes can see, thy sees no fukks. Thy entertains no fukks. Thy bears witness to no fukks. And thine diet is filled with delicious gluten and fukk free pastries. Perhaps that’s where he’s celebrating Christmas.”
he jus havin fun outchea
