Wife made a delicious chicken piccata tonight 





Me tooI just took a huge shyt about an hour ago.
Taking psyllium husk with chia seeds and using a squaty potty is the ultimate life hack
i don’t even have time to look at my phone on the toilet anymore and I hardly need any toilet paper

You know what... imma have me a steak tooI’m having steak and potatoes tonight.![]()
