Times thinking with your dikk almost got you killed

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  1. Carlton Banks

    Carlton Banks It's not unusual

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    I used to pay for p*ssy out of convenience, not desperation. I really don't like talking to these bytches. Not because I lack a "mouth piece" but cuz I truly don't give a fukk. There's time I just trip and fell in some p*ssy without even really trying. I got other stories of BP chicks giving me p*ssy for free and one where a chick actually gave me some of my money back cuz she really fukked with a nikka. I got the right to brag :birdman:
     
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    She told me that dude was a simp and when he looked at me he was probably like this lil dude ain't worth it. I was looking at death that day. Wasn't anything I could have done to him besides shoot his ass. I could see myself lying in a casket with my family looking down and my mama crying and shyt. But ol girl even told me how dude cried and shyt to her. I'm like...cry? :confused: wtf
     
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  3. MeachTheMonster

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    Drove from Cleveland to Columbus in a busted ass whip while the that crazy sniper dude was out there. Car stopped and I had to sit on the side of the highway for 3 hours waiting for my dad to pick me.

    Ride home was all jokes about chasing p*ssy almost getting me killed:snoop:

    My dad still gets a kick out of re-telling that story today.
     
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    She still had my number and I just disconnected. In my mind I was like if she want to do anything I’ll just try and wait her out. I don’t chase em
     
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    I met this bytch in a club from a projects in Jersey City. She was a ho but I was just tryna smash. She told me to link up in her projects I was like bet, I was gonna scoop her up and bring her back to the city.

    So I take the train out there and meet her in her hood on some sucker shyt right. I get buzzed in and walk up the staircase and nikkas come from up the stairs and down the stairs and the nikka from up the stairs put the gun in my face told me to empty my pockets, I just gave em my wallet and my phone told them they got me I don't have shyt else. Then they scattered. I bounced up outta there quick and took the Path back to the city.

    I went out there on some chest pumped out shyt thinking the projects soft and wasn't on my toes.
     
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    I read this in my head with an English accent.
     
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    Need more stories
     
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    Rozay Oro aka Rose Gold. #PlayMichaelJackson

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    Hell nah
     
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    Rozay Oro aka Rose Gold. #PlayMichaelJackson

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    Dumbass question but besides being left with scars due to stabbing. Are you also left with some permanent nerve damage due to being stabbed?
     
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    :russ::russ::russ:


     
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    Way too much and my bm found the text a month later
     
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    Use to talk to this chick from my town on Blackplanet in hs.She use to tell me how her brother use to fight cats,buc fifty them who use to do her dirty etc...One day she gives me the # I call her house her brother picks up ,Remind you this was when house #s were poppin I'm like is "So and so there". He like who dis im like :dahell:.This dude yaps off on some what you want with my sis,who do you think are?.So after going back and forth dude wants to fight.Chick goes ghost I find her on Aim she gets mad at me makes shyt worse .Fast forward month later I'm at Park with my boy ,ol boy shows up he doesn't know what I look like .Me and my homie got done playing ball .My homie slips and says my name .OL girl brother says is that C Holla I'm like :sadcam: dude still talks shyt ,somehow my boy talks him out of it.Beef wasn't squashed just delayed dude still bad mouths me.His sister never talks to me again. I ironically somehow fight his cousin over another chick months later .So fast forward 5 years later Im walking to the store and I see both these cats chilling in car they yell out Yoooo C.Holla! the brother gets out daps me up .Cousin does head nod .Literally on inside I'm like :whew: :birdman: I believe situation could have got worse and always trust your gut fellas.
     
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    :wow:
     
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    One of my hands was fukked for years, but now I can make a first. Other than that I didn't walk for like a month or two coz of thighs.
     
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    :russ: Got dam, talk about your guardian angel working overtime :wow:
     
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