Times you failed picking up girls???

[havoc00]

notice a cute girl sitting two desks away
want to get her attention
start saying 'That's interesting", 'Wow I didn't know that'
she doesn't look my way
pick up phone every 2 minutes, pretend to text
she still doesn't look my way
start making cool sounds with my mouth hoping to impress her
she finally looks my way after packing up her stuff and leaving

 

[MikelArteta]

should have whipped out your meat

 

[Mowgli]

Never. Must hurt getting rejected by women who cant even sell their p*ssy for weed crumbs.

 

[havoc00]

Never. Must hurt getting rejected by women who cant even sell their p*ssy for weed crumbs.

It makes the rape that much satisfying

 

[ugksam]

i tried to throw her over my shoulder, caveman style. the bytch was deceptively fat tho and i dropped her and slipped a disc in my back.

 

[havoc00]

i tried to throw her over my shoulder, caveman style. the bytch was deceptively fat tho and i dropped her and slipped a disc in my back.

 

[Ricky Church]

before I hit puberty

 

[NVME]

Alpha male thread right here

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

nuff times.

but now i know how not to cuz i can basically tell who will say yes and no just by how they look at me.

but that can fail too. this girl on the bus stuck her ass on me on some NY subway crowded grind rapist sh!t. i tried to chop it up a few times, i asked her to go for a drink then she said she can't cuz she had a BF. I think if i capitalized right then and there when she pressed her a$$ on me i may have f*cked her if we both skipped work that day. But who am i kidding, she is just a tease with a BF and i really wasn't gonna get none anyway.

 

[ugksam]

nuff times.

but now i know how not to cuz i can basically tell who will say yes and no just by how they look at me.

but that can fail too. this girl on the bus stuck her ass on me on some NY subway crowded grind rapist sh!t. i tried to chop it up a few times, i asked her for a drink then she said she can't cuz she had a BF. I think if i capitalized right then and there when she pressed her a$$ on me i may have f*cked her if we both skipped work that day. But who am i kidding, she is just a tease with a BF and i really wasn't gonna get none anyway.

i hope youre trolling