Tips For being An Unarmed Black Teen

[Ganso]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tips-for-being-an-unarmed-black-teen,36697/

-Be sure not to pick up any object that could be perceived by a police officer as a firearm, such as a cell phone, a food item, or nothing.

-Try to see it from a police officer’s point of view: You may be unarmed, but you’re also black.

-Avoid wearing clothing associated with the gang lifestyle, such as shirts and pants.

 

[onelastdeath]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tips-for-being-an-unarmed-black-teen,36697/

The Onion Never Fails Breh. I don't really wanna laugh because of how recent his shooting was. But..

 

[MikelArteta]

bullet proof vest
medic alert bracelet
documentation of clean police record
go pro on the top of your head

 

[Remote]

Full list for those not clicking the link:

With riots raging in Ferguson, MO following the shooting death by police of an unarmed African-American youth, the nation has turned its eyes toward social injustice and the continuing crisis of race relations. Here are The Onion’s tips for being an unarmed black teen in America:

• Shy away from dangerous, heavily policed areas.
• Avoid swaggering or any other confident behavior that suggests you are not completely subjugated.
• Be sure not to pick up any object that could be perceived by a police officer as a firearm, such as a cell phone, a food item, or nothing.
• Explain in clear and logical terms that you do not enjoy being shot, and would prefer that it not happen.
• Don’t let society stereotype you as a petty criminal. Remember that you can be seen as so much more, from an armed robbery suspect, to a rape suspect, to a murder suspect.
• Try to see it from a police officer’s point of view: You may be unarmed, but you’re also black.
• Avoid wearing clothing associated with the gang lifestyle, such as shirts and pants.
• Revel in the fact that by simply existing, you exert a threatening presence over the nation’s police force.
• Be as polite and straightforward as possible when police officers are kicking the shyt out of you.

 

[Falcons258]

Get armed and give them pigs that work.

 

[cleanface coney]

lol

 

[fscballin]

tip number 1… stop thinking your a normal american citizen who's guaranteed the same rights at every other nonblack citizen

 

[duckbutta]

tip number 1...don't be one