TIPS On Fukkin Single Moms

[jalamanta]

Never done it but i think the time has come.

Do I have to ask her about kids and stuff? I fukking hate children.

How do I leave as soon as I bust? I want to fukk her in my car but she keeps calling me over to her place. I swear to god I dont want to hear some single mom thoughts after the nut.

I know here we have a lot of experienced professionals in this field. Share your tips.

 

[Nintendough]

After you get done splashing just tell her you need to run to the store real quick. You have to make it convincing since she is probably in trap a cat mode, which means her awareness is heightened. Just say something like "What had happened was, you know I forgot to pick something up so let me go get that...you want some milds or something?"...

 

[MikelArteta]

Don't

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

If you hate kids don't do it. It won't end well for you breh

 

[Gunshi]

bout to smash a single mom who lives just next door....she know i have a wife and kid so she already know she da side piece.. she a thick dominican brawd who moved here recently from DR to the BX now she living in NJ. Im pretty sure after i bust my nut i may hang around for a while chatting her up.. am sayin, i live just next door and its not like she want me to father her child.

i really dont know what to tell you about your situation other than you betta put in work... at the end of the day some good dikk will always save you.

 

[flea]

i fukk ALOT of single moms. never bring up her kids. act like they dont exist. that'll let her know from the jump u aint tryna play daddy. if she brings her kid(s) up, play along but always cover it with, "see..thats why i plan on not having kids anytime soon" or something like that. u wanna give her a good time, make her feel like she did when she didnt have a kid, and thats it.

 

[skeetsinternal]

fukking is fukking. Single moms just happen to be easier. They know the hardship of having kids and seldom want any more and will kill to keep it that way. A challenge would be finding time to fukk a single mom, usally after the kids goto sleep. God forbid if you got a hoodrat because the kids goto bed at their own time usually after 2 am

 

[jalamanta]