To avoid a 15 year prison bid, do one of these challenges

Complete one challenge to avoid a 15 yr sentence

  • Hold Julio Jones to under 100 yards in a game

    Votes: 9 36.0%
  • Hold Russell Westbrook to under 15 points in a game

    Votes: 9 36.0%
  • Knock out Kimbo Slice in a fight

    Votes: 4 16.0%
  • Play in an MLB game and hit a home run (you have 5 tries)

    Votes: 3 12.0%

  • Total voters
    25

Cowboyz89

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By far the best chance you have is to hold Westbrook under 15 points, but none of those are getting completed.
Somebody better put money on my books.
 

GoddamnyamanProf

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Im coming at Russy like
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I played baseball when I was younger and have hit a few out of MLB sized parks in the past during batting practice

I'll prolly go up and just swing as hard as I can with my eyes closed though major league pitchers are no fukkin joke
 

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If you think you're lonely now, ohhh girl...
I'm 6'3, but Sabo is way too quick and explosive, and he plays like some religious extremist are holding his family hostage. He's scoring over 15.

I'm not hitting a homerun off major league pitching. Maybe if Ichiro is pitching, but naw. I'd need to be benching about 400 lbs before I felt confident I could slap one outta a park.

I'm not holding Julio under 100 yards. Never played CB, and he's just too much of a freak.

My best bet would be to try to knockout Kimbo. I'm 6'3 200, so the weight difference isn't absurd, but still sizable. Kimbo doesn't have great stamina. I'd try to tire him out like that white dude he fought that beat his ass when he was still doing street fights. He also doesn't seem to have devastating, concussive, Tito Trinidad like power with gloves on (even with the little ass gloves they wear in MMA). I'd try to catch him with something hard straight up the middle after trying to evade his punches for a few rounds, and he was tired. :ehh:
 
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I'll take the fight with Kimbo

I know i have no chance of completing the others but atleast with with Kimbos old washed ass i got a shot

We're about the same size and this nikka is in his 40s

I think I could take him :ehh:
 

AITheAnswerAI

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im 6'4 & run a 4.5 40 time breh:childplease: he not get 100yds.. :comeon:

And nikkas even faster than you still can't fukk with Julio...shyt I run a 4.4 flat, and but I know that don't mean a cotdamn thing against an all pro nfl receiver.

If you could lock down Julio, your ass would be in the league making millions...not talking shyt on a message board.

The only chance you have is if you kick him in the nuts or something:ld:

The most realistic option is knocking out Kimbo, because he's not some great trained fighter. You might have a shot if you got hands.
 

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If ya best bet is knocking out Kimba, then familiarize yourselves with this song :lupe:

 
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