EQ.
Mansur Brown - "Heiwa"
It is 10 years to the day that i found out that white kids are truly a reckless and fearless bunch
I had just moved to the states from Kenya and was prolly 2 months deep into transition when i met Rob, white kid in my new neighborhood. Homie was cool had all the lastest games, movies etc He invited me over one day to play in him in FIFA 02 ( u kno the one with the Gorillaz '19-2000' track) Anyway im giving him that work on FIFA and outta nowhere he starts swearing on some "fukkin monkey c*nt balls" while his mom's strolled by his room carrying laundry.
Carol (his mom):Rob how many times do i have to tell to watch your language.
Rob: Carol, first of all i wasn't talking to you and Macko doesn't mind, do you Macko?
Macko (Me):
thinking *did this dude just call his mom's by her name*
Carol: Well's that not the point Rob, you have to express yourself in meaningful and appropria...
Rob: Carol, seriously, YOU-ARE-fukkING-WITH-MY-FUN!!!
Me: *by this time i've inched several feet closer to the window, was expecting his moms to put his face through the fish tank*
Carol: Robert!!! Would you like me to call your father !!!!?!???!?
Rob: Who Gary? What is Gary really gonna do. Besides he's probably with his secretary right now, why do you think he spends so much time in the office CAROL?!! How many people is he representing CAROL?? Really how many people are getting sued right now????
Me:
Carol:
Me: * i start feeling bad and try and cover up the smell of ether in the air * Well Mrs.King the tomato and avocado sandwiches were just great...
Carol: *drops laundry basket* and storms off sad.
Rob: *looks at me* women right??? amirite!!
Me:
Rob: Yeah, she needed to hear that, Gary says she premenstrual of something like that, so she gets easily emotional and everything. *grabs controller and starts to play then looks outside his room door*
I HOPE YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO REFOLD THIS LAUNDRY CAROL!
Carol: *muffled phrase* "i'll get them!"
Rob: Yeah, and make some more tomato and avocado sandwiches, easy on the avocado.
Me:
*this dude just asked for a sandwich and even threw in instructions*
Carol's Soul:
Tried to pull some shyt like on my mom's , my cells/dna were like
"you aint built like this and you aint built for this, fall baaaaack"
I had just moved to the states from Kenya and was prolly 2 months deep into transition when i met Rob, white kid in my new neighborhood. Homie was cool had all the lastest games, movies etc He invited me over one day to play in him in FIFA 02 ( u kno the one with the Gorillaz '19-2000' track) Anyway im giving him that work on FIFA and outta nowhere he starts swearing on some "fukkin monkey c*nt balls" while his mom's strolled by his room carrying laundry.
Carol (his mom):Rob how many times do i have to tell to watch your language.
Rob: Carol, first of all i wasn't talking to you and Macko doesn't mind, do you Macko?
Macko (Me):
thinking *did this dude just call his mom's by her name*Carol: Well's that not the point Rob, you have to express yourself in meaningful and appropria...
Rob: Carol, seriously, YOU-ARE-fukkING-WITH-MY-FUN!!!
Me: *by this time i've inched several feet closer to the window, was expecting his moms to put his face through the fish tank*
Carol: Robert!!! Would you like me to call your father !!!!?!???!?
Rob: Who Gary? What is Gary really gonna do. Besides he's probably with his secretary right now, why do you think he spends so much time in the office CAROL?!! How many people is he representing CAROL?? Really how many people are getting sued right now????
Me:
Carol:
Me: * i start feeling bad and try and cover up the smell of ether in the air * Well Mrs.King the tomato and avocado sandwiches were just great...
Carol: *drops laundry basket* and storms off sad.
Rob: *looks at me* women right??? amirite!!
Me:
Rob: Yeah, she needed to hear that, Gary says she premenstrual of something like that, so she gets easily emotional and everything. *grabs controller and starts to play then looks outside his room door*
Carol: *muffled phrase* "i'll get them!"
Rob: Yeah, and make some more tomato and avocado sandwiches, easy on the avocado.
Me:
Carol's Soul:
Tried to pull some shyt like on my mom's , my cells/dna were like
"you aint built like this and you aint built for this, fall baaaaack"
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it's funny because it's true
a little too real for my blood breh
