Toilet water splashing your @ss when dropping a deuce unappreciation

[FcKuPaYmE]

I hate that shyt!!

..and yes I am on the toilet

Now I line the bowl with a few ply's of tissue beforehand to stop splash.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

that's the best part. Knowing my waste contained enough mass to transfer its kinetic energy to the toilet water thus accelerating it towards my tender loins gives me a feeling of satisfaction rarely achieved in my real life.

 

[Illuminatos]

An awful feeling

 

[Lewis Black]

An awful feeling

wrong smiley

 

[1980sCokeFlow]

No homo but the worst is wiping your ass and the tissue tears... A nikka be like knowing what just got on his hand.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

An awful feeling

Terrible smiley usage

 

[okocharuud]

 

[Illuminatos]

wrong smiley

When I used the smiley in that context it said to me something along the lines of "Oh Lawd Not Again."

If that makes any sense.

 

[skb1065]

does anyone else flush the toilet the second after the deuce drops? i cant stand to be smelling that the rest of my procedure

 

[Kings County]

that's the best part.

u know how many germs in that bytch

 

[Binary]

I put a square or two of toilet paper before so I don't have to worry about the splash.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

No homo but the worst is wiping your ass and the tissue tears... A nikka be like knowing what just got on his hand.

using 1 ply tissue

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

that's the best part. Knowing my waste contained enough mass to transfer its kinetic energy to the toilet water thus accelerating it towards my tender loins gives me a feeling of satisfaction rarely achieved in my real life.

 

[I SEEN THAT LIGHT]

Real nikkas don't mind a little splash of water up their buttholes.

 

[Ohene]

I put a square or two of toilet paper before so I don't have to worry about the splash.

this

I made this thread in the Original JBO one time and @Wicked Games suggested it. Been doing it ever since.