TOLD SOME HIDEOUS BROAD I MADE 50K/YEAR... WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!?!

[Address_Unknown]

I know you just wanted what you considered easy p*ssy 'cause she looked ratchet and you thought she'd be happy with just simply getting piped by a surface dweller but these chicks got feelings and goals too, man. Who the fukk aspires to get into any sort of relationship with something they find hideous?

Shoulda just got your nut and kept it moving. Y'all Prolly ate some form of meal together during all this. Y'all dating, keep that greeter job, breh. You need it.

 

[Collateral]

I was trying to hit at all cost in that moment I was at her register. Nothing mattered but getting the phone number at that moment. You don't know what that's like till you've been there. But overall you're right lying to some medeocre chick is what got me in this situation but idk how I'm gonna exist unscathed without leaving my job, she's guaranteed to come around and see me and once that happens and her friends know what I look like it's a wrap, ain't no way this shyt not gonna get around and once that happens I probably actually will leave.

I've ran into chicks that try to cuff within a week or two of meeting them too. They're usually dusty though so I avoided that at all costs. You don't tell chicks that your trying to smash what you do for a living. Who are they to deserve such precious information about you? Never try to impress potential jump offs. If you're that concerned about her friends putting you on blast then you should ask for a transfer

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

You better not quit your job because some heffa lump is mad at you! How old are you man?

Edited because I see you didn't even have sex...



Who cares though? Move on, someone will give you another chance.

21

Idk, this shyt could bring a lot of drama to my job, a lot of girls where calling me telling me how I'm a pathetic excuse for a nikka and tried to play her, one bytch threatened to cut my dikk off and keep me alive, then another one promised to get me fired from my "job" at the powerplant so I'm sure she's gonna call them soon and realize that I don't even work there. Apart from being roasted and ridiculed by my co workers I'm gonna have to go without p*ssy for a while till I leave my city which is absolute torture for someone with my sex drive or any man for that matter.

 

[Paradise50]

where 50k a year is chump change

NYC & LA I'm assuming

In the south that's comfortable living

 

[tater]

21

Idk, this shyt could bring a lot of drama to my job, a lot of girls where calling me telling me how I'm a pathetic excuse for a nikka and tried to play her, one bytch threatened to cut my dikk off and keep me alive, then another one promised to get me fired from my "job" at the powerplant so I'm sure she's gonna call them soon and realize that I don't even work there. Apart from being roasted and ridiculed by my co workers I'm gonna have to go without p*ssy for a while till I leave my city which is absolute torture for someone with my sex drive or any man for that matter.

Breh...trust me none of that is going to happen. These girls don't know everybody.

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

I've ran into chicks that try to cuff within a week or two of meeting them too. They're usually dusty though so I avoided that at all costs. You don't tell chicks that your trying to smash what you do for a living. Who are they to deserve such precious information about you? Never try to impress potential jump offs. If you're that concerned about her friends putting you on blast then you should ask for a transfer

I'll see what happens, as of right now I'm on the six month period where I can't transfer to another department. I can tell you right now if I see this bytch I'm walking off the job asap, I don't give a fukk how it looks on my resume either. Staying a walmart employee ain't worth being caught in this man hunt.

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

Knucklehead

 

[Rick Fox at UNC]

...Do I have simp written on my forehead?...

Any nikka who, upon first meeting a girl, lies about how much money he makes is a fukking simp.

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

Any nikka who, upon first meeting a girl, lies about how much money he makes is a fukking simp.

She herself asked what I did and I new where she was getting at I was just trying to tell her what I thought would get me in the draws quick I didn't expect all this shyt and I don't see how that makes me a simp I had no intention on spending any cash on this girl.

 

[SheWantTheD]

So fast forward to today and I'm receiving PHONE CALLS from angry chicks telling me how I did her girl wrong and how their going to tell their friends to tell their friends not to fukk with me. Mind you I work at the LOCAL WALMART right now... Breh If this bytch ever rolls through and see's me I'm done it's over. I'm already not the best looking nikka but the fact that I lied about making 50 k a year just to get some ass is going to bury me into the dirt.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Larry Lambo]

I'm assuming OP is under 24 years old.

Even in the South, nobody is bragging about making $50K unless they are young.

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

Breh...trust me none of that is going to happen. These girls don't know everybody.

Hopefully after all these random ass hoes started calling me is when I started getting scared. She honestly looks like the type of chick to not go out and no a lot of people for real if that were the case I wouldn't even give a fukk but when all these girls started calling me talking about how they're going to try and fukk my shyt up made it deep.

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

Its over you belong to the game you got to tell a bìtch your annual income to even get her number mind you this bìtch working a minimum wage job too. Too many Ls didn't even smash and worried about her feelings. I can tell you of them good guys you don't have no dog in you. If you had some dog in you, you woulda fukked that bytch without disclosing any personal information beside a nickname. You woulda seen her while working at wal mart and walked right past her like you didn't know her.

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

I'm assuming OP is under 24 years old.

Even in the South, nobody is bragging about making $50K unless they are young.

I am 21 she is like 19 I think but yeah it's actually a pretty decent living out here.

 

[Londilon]