Too Good of a Woman? Update: I smashed

[StackorStarve]

I might be thinking too much into this but I met this woman and she seems real cool. She’s 37. Divorced after two years of marriage. No kids. Attractive. She’s from NY but living in MD and she has a solid job. She’s very religious so she doesn’t curse, drink, smoke, masturbate, never had an orgasm, doesn’t give head, and has never had sex anywhere besides her bedroom. Am I just used to ratchets or is something off here?

Update: I kinda smashed on Friday. Kinda as in I didn’t have a condom on me but she still let me poke for a lil bit but she didn’t let me finish. Didn’t get any head either so it was lame tbh she got an ass on her though. I tried the slow romantic stroke on her but that was still too much for her. Called it a night. She has a huge house in Upper Marlboro (MD brehs know what’s up) but in the end I couldn’t string her along. I told her on Sunday I’m not the right person for her after I ghosted her for dinner plans and that was that.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

no you just naive believing all that

 

[Big Mountain Hélà]

I might be thinking too much into this but I met this woman and she seems real cool. She’s 37. Divorced after two years of marriage. No kids. Attractive. She’s from NY but living in MD and she has a solid job. She’s very religious so she doesn’t curse, drink, smoke, masturbate, never had an orgasm, doesn’t give head, and has never had sex anywhere besides her bedroom. Am I just used to ratchets or is something off here?

I saved you some trouble and highlighted all the red flags

I think you answered your own question

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Good luck, you might be holding out until 2024. Has she asked you to go to church yet?

 

[Tsotsi Cape Town]

Paint them sweet walls playa

 

[Joe Budden]

OP if you can’t meet her at her level of righteousness and commitment to God then leave her alone.

When I was apart of a strict religious group we used to have meet ups all over the country. Me and my spiritual brothers would be going crazy over the beautiful God fearing women. Well spoken, modest long skirts, hair covered, and knew their place in the household as a woman of God.

Our church didn’t believe in boyfriend girlfriend. You court a woman for 3 months and get married by a priest.

I understood I was probably not ready for that type of commitment yet. Had to fall back and build with a woman that was just getting into the knowledge.

 

[TripleAgent]

I saved you some trouble and highlighted all the red flags

I think you answered your own question

 

[TRUEST]

If she was born and raised here in the states, she’s lying.

 

[StackorStarve]

no you just naive believing all that

I don’t know about all of the stuff she’s said but I haven’t heard her curse yet. I took her to a bar on our first meet up and she didn’t drink and she’s a Seventh Day Adventist, idk what that means but I’m assuming it’s strict. Apparently none of her immediate family drinks or smokes either.

 

[Heafcliffe]

 

[StackorStarve]

Good luck, you might be holding out until 2024. Has she asked you to go to church yet?

Not yet but that’s what I’m concerned about. Let’s say she’s being for real. I don’t think anybody that structured could deal with somebody that’s not without trying to convert them. She already asked me if I could imagine being so happy that I didn’t feel the need to drink or smoke again. Smh

 

[TripleAgent]

I don’t know about all of the stuff she’s said but I haven’t heard her curse yet. I took her to a bar on our first meet up and she didn’t drink and she’s a Seventh Day Adventist, idk what that means but I’m assuming it’s strict. Apparently none of her immediate family drinks or smokes either.

RUN

 

[thefloorislava]

Unless your a fundamentalist religious type like her you will hate it. Especially if you are a Breh that considers sex to be an important part of a relationship

EDIT ---

"Never Had an Orgasm" RUN

 

[StackorStarve]

I saved you some trouble and highlighted all the red flags

I think you answered your own question

I thought the same thing but I figured I’ve messed with mostly non religious women so far maybe I should give it a shot.

 

[Redwood]

If you're not ready for her right now, don't try it