Top 5 IN KAYFABE convincing ass kickers today

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Guys like steve austin, demolition, road warriors, taker, lesner, you know that (in their world), if you face them you're gonna get beat up no matter what. This makes their matches convincing in a way not everyone can. Even if austin took a pinfall at the PPV, as long as he cut a promo on Monday it wouldn't bury the other guy and he's still Stone Cold.

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today's top five ass kickers?
 

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btw i'm saying (assuming undertaker doesn't count, because he is #0 on the list lol)
  1. Lesnar
  2. Mizark
  3. Kane
  4. Sheamus
  5. Oddly i'm still saying Ryback. He loses all the time but you know you don't wanna mess with him and he looks crazy :yeshrug:

    edit: 5 MIGHT be cesaro though
 
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Big Show is slowing down but I still think he's a guy you are gonna be careful with.

Lesnar/Henry are fukking no-brainers. Nobody wants to fukk with them.

I know he's hated on here and I hate his character also but Del Rio would fukk some people up. No question.
 

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He'd be my fifth proper choice instead of Flabdango

When I read Fandango I was :russ: Though I do think guys like him, Del Rio, Swagger and others who have that amateur / MMA background are ass kickers in real life.

i definitely wanna put cesaro on my list...he might be above ryback in kayfabe...i'm thinking yes

In kayfabe and in real life, I think Cesaro is an ass kicker. That guy is a beast and a legit tough guy.
 
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:ohhh: You know. Daniel Bryan is billed as 210, but I bet he is 190. He can probably kill the fukk out of Pizzaboy Driver Chris Weidman. :shaq:

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fukk this guy.
 
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