Top 5 movie simps

[valet]

1 and 2 can't be argued to me. But who you got?

 

[Jaguar93]

 

[Amo Husserl]

Mighty good list... honorable mention:

Jealous base heads killed the whole operation and schemed on his day one.
I don't blame Nino.

 

[skyrunner1]

First that came to mind, buddy list in OP solid.. add this and its Grand opening, Grand closing..

 

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

Indecent Proposal… Demi Moore had 2 nikkas battling for simp of the decade…one nikka cool with her getting ravaged by a millionaire then changed his mind mid stroke…the millionaire tricking at epic levels quite literally bought her attention Good movie tho

 

[FlexPavilion]

Myron from Player’s Club. Bro was paying her tuition with them table dances, making sure she got home safe, and he couldn’t even get a whiff.

 

[King Poetic]

Dude simpin on his neighbor who never gave him any play

But once he got put on, here comes this hoe all smiling p*ssy wet and he falls for her , knock her up and she fukking his brother and who knows who else

 

[Turbulent]

Should have been number 1.

Matter of fact the whole point of that final scene was to show where simping inevitably leads you

 

[Black Hans]

Most romance comedies of the 90s and 2000s are about some dude simping, fam.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Surprised no one said his name but Steve Rogers aka CPT America. This nikka was frozen in time like a forgotten Hot Pocket in the bottom of a deep freezer and he was still stuck on some 1940s trim that he ain’t even get to sniff. Then when she passed, just hopped over to her niece. nikka is a simp and Bobby Womack wrapped into one

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Tony Montana was a big simp. Needed money to get a woman. Elvira didn't even like him like that. Told that man to get back on the banana boat

 

[Geek Nasty]

Surprised no one said his name but Steve Rogers aka CPT America. This nikka was frozen in time like a forgotten Hot Pocket in the bottom of a deep freezer and he was still stuck on some 1940s trim that he ain’t even get to sniff. Then when she passed, just hopped over to her niece. nikka is a simp and Bobby Womack wrapped into one

He never messed with her did he? but he should have

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

He never messed with her did he? but he should have

To my knowledge I don’t think so. I know the nerds hinted he fukked Lorraine in the first Cap movie tho. He still a sick mf. Hooked up with the niece and then took the infinity stones to go back in time to lay some pipe in her blood aunt.