me being filthy rich with a kid would be a thing to witness.
designer: Catpiss......welcome back to the store

me: this is my daughter Africa

designer: she's adorable

me: her mama fine as a mutha fukkas so it had to happen.

designer: how are things going.

me: same soup just reheated.

designer: so what are you looking for today?

me: something rare for me and my princess.....matching jackets.

designer: gucci,louie,valentino?

me: I need something no one has.

designer: any ideas.

me: I want the jackets made from the back skin of old white women.

designer:

me: if you cant do it i understand.

designer: wait.....wait!!!!.......I didnt say no

me: