You know how if there's one thing in traffic that's annoying is when you're minding your own business chilling in the lane on the highway and then some punk ass comes outta nowhere and cuts you off recklessly? 
So today that sh*t happened to me and I was furious and decided that for once I just wasn't having it and wasn't gonna let them get away with it without some kind of consequences.
I speed up and pull up next to the car on the passenger side and I start showing them my strap to let them know they did a very unwise thing.
I hadn't realized it was actually two guys who had been in the car.
As I'm looking at them flashing the gun they just keep looking back at me without any kind of response. Not like they're mean-mugging or anything but more like they're uncomfortable with each other or something. Then I read the room so to say and realize it was a gay couple that had been fighting in the car right before they cut me off...they probably hadn't even noticed because emotions must've been running high. They even had a young girl in the back so I guess they adopted or something. Good for them, I'm ok with that you know? But then I noticed the guy in the passenger seat had this extra EXTRA look on his face like he was trying to tell me he was sick of his life's choices and ready to risk it all. Like he didn't mind that I pulled up at all.
He just keeps alternating between staring directly at me and averting his eyes slightly like:
So now I'm just getting mad uncomfortable. Like, the plan had been to just make them nervous a little bit and then dip, you know, just to f*ck with them but not LITERALLY
I froze up 'cause I didn't wanna come off homophobic and get my car insurance cancelled or some sh*t. So now I have to keep staring for a while so as not to make it seem like I was dipping only because of dude's sexuality. After a while, I started feeling a little violated, 'cause in my mind I was trying to drift off (while being semi-mindful of the road and traffic from the corner of my eye), in my mind's eye I would go to a safe space, thinking about these nice panoramic views and shyt like:
...but then the sound of the roaring engine would snap me back to the real world and I would register what my eyes were seeing and it was still just nothing but:
After a while, I just couldn't take it anymore and I just took off.
Moral of the story: even though these crabs who cut people off are annoying, think twice before you respond to their lowly ways with aggression because you never know what you're gonna get yourself into.
Be careful out there brehs, it's some wildly unpredictable people in the real world
So today that sh*t happened to me and I was furious and decided that for once I just wasn't having it and wasn't gonna let them get away with it without some kind of consequences.
I speed up and pull up next to the car on the passenger side and I start showing them my strap to let them know they did a very unwise thing.
I hadn't realized it was actually two guys who had been in the car.
As I'm looking at them flashing the gun they just keep looking back at me without any kind of response. Not like they're mean-mugging or anything but more like they're uncomfortable with each other or something. Then I read the room so to say and realize it was a gay couple that had been fighting in the car right before they cut me off...they probably hadn't even noticed because emotions must've been running high. They even had a young girl in the back so I guess they adopted or something. Good for them, I'm ok with that you know? But then I noticed the guy in the passenger seat had this extra EXTRA look on his face like he was trying to tell me he was sick of his life's choices and ready to risk it all. Like he didn't mind that I pulled up at all.
He just keeps alternating between staring directly at me and averting his eyes slightly like:
So now I'm just getting mad uncomfortable. Like, the plan had been to just make them nervous a little bit and then dip, you know, just to f*ck with them but not LITERALLY
I froze up 'cause I didn't wanna come off homophobic and get my car insurance cancelled or some sh*t. So now I have to keep staring for a while so as not to make it seem like I was dipping only because of dude's sexuality. After a while, I started feeling a little violated, 'cause in my mind I was trying to drift off (while being semi-mindful of the road and traffic from the corner of my eye), in my mind's eye I would go to a safe space, thinking about these nice panoramic views and shyt like:
Moral of the story: even though these crabs who cut people off are annoying, think twice before you respond to their lowly ways with aggression because you never know what you're gonna get yourself into.
Be careful out there brehs, it's some wildly unpredictable people in the real world
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