True Story:My Fight with a Winged Devil

[YeLovesBoston]

So im walking down to my basement to snatch some shyt. Im down there and i see this big ole hornet flying around my ceiling lamp. And the ceiling low so me and the nikka practically on the same level. Brehs, i was so shook i probably went schizophrenic. I swear i saw some black lil creature glide across my floor. I ran out that bytch real quick. So i prepare myself for the comeback and the fight:

- a beanie
- sweatshirt
- coat
- socks used as gloves (cuz i couldn't find real gloves)
- goggles (paranoid fear of getting stung in the eye)
- air freshener

The thing with hornets is they aint like bees. Bees die when they sting you so in the end you win. But them bytches dont die... meaning they can sting you over and over again ! What kind of demonic beast is that !

So im marching down there. Playing Mobb Deep to hype my ass up for action. its still flying around the lamp. I approach softly. Then i sprayed the fukk outta that bytch and ran uo stairs faster than Precious at a KFC opening. Didnt even check to see if that bytch is dead. This was awhile ago and i aint seen it since. So its probably dead or showed itself out

 

[YeLovesBoston]

bump

 

[muse]

Okie dokie

 

[KingFreeman]

Lol I give hornets, wasps, bees, etc their space when I'm outside like we got a personal agreement goin' on. Im eating a sandwich outside and a bee is in the area I hit it with the and it flies somewhere else, but If Im walking close to a wasp's paper nest thing or a trashcan, I get the and I find another route to take. Ain't never been stung in my life

If I find one of them mufukkas in my house tho... treaty been broken. They havent violated it yet tho

 

[YeLovesBoston]

Lol I give hornets, wasps, bees, etc their space when I'm outside like we got a personal agreement goin' on. Im eating a sandwich outside and a bee is in the area I hit it with the and it flies somewhere else, but If Im walking close to a wasp's paper nest thing or a trashcan, I get the and I find another route to take. Ain't never been stung in my life

If I find one of them mufukkas in my house tho... treaty been broken. They havent violated it yet tho

those are the rules that should be held sacred. Guess i ran into the crazy ass one though. Someone told me that hornets retaliate but idk if thats true

 

[wet landscapes]

seeing a wasp attack victim in jamaica made me really terrified of wasps, he was deformed
I would have a meltdown if one was in my house

 

[Tunez]

If it was wouldve never went back down, thats its room for now on

 

[Mr. Somebody]

These are good exercises in strength because when our wife hears a noise and tells you to investigate we need to be brave and protect our families.

 

[Mr. Foxx Foxx]

I like bumble bees and honey bees, they mind their beeswax, and handle business, the rest of them better not come near me, unless they want to see a grown man swat despertly at the air and duck jump, duck again Bob and weave and throw abother combo of swats in the air,

 

[Larry Lobster]

This shyt makes you wanna kill someone out there

 

[Mofongo]

The thread title intrigued me but damn nikka what kinda book you writing here ??...

 

[Mastamimd]

These mofos run up in my house like clockwork. I killed one today...been killin them like crazy. One day I'm gonna get stung, lol.

 

[YeLovesBoston]

The thread title intrigued me but damn nikka what kinda book you writing here ??...

funny story in my life that and i thought yall could use a laugh