tryna step game up... need tips for the mouthpiece

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I've always done aight... but this stuff is an artform... and I'm looking to perfect my craft.

Need tips on subject topics and the do's and don'ts of the first 5 convos.
 

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good luck asking on here :mjlol:

you will get generic advice they heard from somewhere else but no specific advice thas actually applicable to get a better mouthpiece. :mjlol:
 

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No mouthpiece needed:troll:
 

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good luck asking on here :mjlol:

you will get generic advice they heard from somewhere else but no specific advice thas actually applicable to get a better mouthpiece. :mjlol:

Dude will die rather than give legit advice.
 

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Neo the absolute best advice I can give you is don't be dumb, don't be boring. In your free time, especially if you have mobile internet, keep up with pop culture.
You don't have to study the shyt, but check headlines on yahoo about the tabloids every now and then, just to keep updated. The more you know about
current happenings, the more you can speak about. The same with current events like war and riots and famine, etc. So...here goes...

1. Be interesting. Every day reach out to learn something new. A few facts, a recipe, something going on in the computer world like 16nm Finfet(google it) or
some such. Women are more conditioned to men who are interested in them keeping it light and superficial. That works for some, but you would have an advantage
if no matter where the fukk you are, you can make an informed observation about your surroundings, or something she read, or something she brought up.
Well rounded women enjoy passionate brothas who know things. Being able to run game on a variety of subjects makes you open to different women.

2. Have a filter. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. When you know a lot, it is a fine line between encouraging a good conversation and showing
her you are about shyt, and on the other end talking too goddamned much and killing the spark. Women love talking, and ONLY listen to men who can command
a conversation. You don't want female friends, you want women who will fukk you. Drop knowledge to inspire their curiosity about you, then shut the fukk up
and let them run their mouths. Now...

3. Don't be afraid to cut a bytch off. Yes, let her talk, eat up, but you know you won't enjoy it all. Be the pilot. If she is rambling on a topic that gets you absolutely
nowhere, harness the power to cut her off and move on. If you have reasonably seasoned a woman in conversation, it becomes easier just to lightly touch her on
the arm and interject. Every opportunity with a woman initially has a time limit. If you let her talk too much, next thing you know you had a long conversation...or
a long time of her talking at you, but now she has to leave and asking for her number is clearly the wrong move. Your job is to be mediator. Let her speak a bit,
cut her off. From there....

4. Observational brilliance/humor. Listen to what she says. No, im not saying take mental notes. Listen so you have an idea if she is a bird-brain, but also
so you can respond to things she said later.

She says: "...Yeah, but my feet are killing me today."
You take a look at her shoes. They will usually be something super cute and super uncomfortable. Now is the time to cut in and say something like
"So I see you don't mind crushing your feet so long as your footwear is fly, right?"
Playfully give her shyt sometimes, or just give quick, funny anecdotes. Humor is God's gift to the art of flirtation. Say the right shyt, you can have her
leaning in, touching your arms and chest, as she now feels at ease.

Go into every interaction with a woman you are attracted to with the intention of keeping it light and fun, but stay on subject and flirt. You gotta cultivate that attraction.
There is more to this shyt, but nobody would read it, so these are the points to mold your interactions by. Good luck.
 

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Start boxing or taking brazillian jiujitsu.

Knowing you can destroy the average clown with your bare hands is a feature of confidence few clowns are able to tap into
 

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Just relax.. Women are easy to talk to. I work with a lot of women at my pt job and simply being able to hold a conversation will have you :eat: Off the ones who feeling you.
 

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Just relax.. Women are easy to talk to. I work with a lot of women at my pt job and simply being able to hold a conversation will have you :eat: Off the ones who feeling you.
Listen to this man. Just normal conversations will get you farther than some corny attempt to impress a chick. Always remember that even the most homely woman gets stared at and hit on multiple times a day. Being able to differentiate yourself from a$$holes is your biggest advantage. Be normal and she'll start opening up to you, and then you can let your humor really shine. It's a wrap after that.
 
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Listen to this man. Just normal conversations will get you farther than some corny attempt to impress a chick. Always remember that even the most homely woman gets stared at and hit on multiple times a day. Being able to differentiate yourself from a$$holes is your biggest advantage. Be normal and she'll start opening up to you, and then you can let your humor really shine. It's a wrap after that.
I joke around a lot and they eat that shyt up. Like u said differentiating yourself from the typical dude will have you good. I was in a meeting this morning and 3 diff girls I talk to on and off outside of work was all sitting next to each other :banderas:. Had me looking at them like :obama:. I went from one chick this time last year to too many girls just by improving my self confidence. Can't even remember to hit them all up :banderas:.
 
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