TSC's WOAT Gimmick Tourney Rd 1 --- Kerwin White vs. "Heel" Michael Cole (Cole wins)

[2CT]

@Vice Queen and gentlemen welcome to another edition of fukkery filled tournament TSC madness where we will determine the worst damn gimmick in wrestling history

we gon be examining some truly terrible horrendous garbage here so i apologize in advance viewer's discretion advised or whatever

alright enough introductory shyt let's dive right on in

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Kerwin White
Performed by: Chavo Guerrero
Initial Run: 2005

i'm sure we'd all like to forget when they took the nephew of Latino Heat and turned him into a damn cac

his theme song was some overly trollish trash


he debuted on fukkin Sunday Night Heat


and one final shyt stain on his record is he the one who introduced Dolph Ziggler to the world


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"Heel" Michael Cole
Performed by: Michael Cole
Initial Run: 2010-2013

this one pretty much speaks for itself but here;s one of the worst segments of all time that Cole carried involving Grandmaster Sexay returning to complete crickets


here's a compilation clip of Cole heeling it up in NXT


and lastly here's a 10 min clip of him generally nuthugging The Miz



may the worst gimmick win
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[ALTRUISM]

You gotta think about goals here. Kerwin was at least intended to be hilarious and even had relative success as I'm every time I see it. So that at least counts for something. Heel Cole is just bad all around and didn't even accomplish anything besides a heart attack from Lawler.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Coconut Chavo for the advance.

 

[Silkk]

You gotta think about goals here. Kerwin was at least intended to be hilarious and even had relative success as I'm every time I see it. So that at least counts for something. Heel Cole is just bad all around and didn't even accomplish anything besides a heart attack from Lawler.

He got heat. Which was the goal. Even got a mania match out of it.


Kerwin White was just a goof.

 

[g-ice]

Heel Cole with the gong alone was more entertaining than anything Chavo did with that atrocity.

 

[BrehWyatt]

I don't remember enough of Kerwin to remember my level toward it.

I remember Heel Cole clear as day

Cole moves forward.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Michael Cole did his job well, Kerwin White was gonna lead to nowhere, just goofy for the sake of goofy

 

[born of fire]

hey! say ladies next time please -- don't leave me out


cole seems annoying so i'm going for him. kerwin was just goofy

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Heel Michael Cole was legitimately the worst part about watching WWE at that time. As bad as Kerwin White could've been if the gimmick lasted, Chavo was never the worst part of the show

 

[Reality Check]

Kerwin White lasted only 4 months and was thankfully dropped. They kept driving the Cole thing into the fukking ground that led to a match at Wrestlemania that he walked out the victor of. Heel Cole and it isn't even close.

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

If it ain’t white, it ain’t right

 

[Tj Bronson]

Heel Cole motivated me to just stop watching. Voted Cole

 

[DaylitoJames]

Heel Michael Cole was UNBEARABLE for me to watch, I wasn't watching much of Sunday Night Heat at the time so I've only seen glimpses of Kerwin. Heel Cole gets my vote.

 

[KingBeez]

Heel Cole for sure. Kerwin White was jokes and only on my TV for about 5-10 mins at a time, while I had to deal with Michael Cole for 3 full hours a week minimum for 3 years. I had no idea what brought on this sudden heel turn, but it fukking sucked

 

[MenacingMonk]

I’m at the smiley usage. Well done, @2 Cold Taurus .