TSU Surf vs Calicoe might be up there with the DNA/ENESS in terms of comedy

[ComputersPutin]

Surf having no control over his home crowd. Refusing to rap until you could hear a pin drop

TSU Surf's homie...yelling at Calico..and Calico repeatedly stepping to dude

Calico touching TSU Surf over and over..after Surf told him to chill

Surf....trying everything in his power to not choke

 

[theflyest]

My nygga I'm impressed you could watch this shyt more than once. It was clearly the worst battle that night.

 

[noodles]

Nah love this battle....Surf was talkin a whole lot of shyt in the press conference and died at home. Cal wasn't even that impressive but I remember watchin it live thinkin this brudda is tryna bully Surf!

The part where he repeats the phone conversation...Surfs face

 

[Big Jo]

Yea I always thought this battle was mad underrated

Surf was ass but that almost made it better. Calicoe snatched his soul with some cold ass basic ass bars


And surf's homie... "That sh1t ass... p*ssy"


Classic

 

[mvp_status]

battle was ass, Surf was Fight Club'ing himself the whole battle & Cal said nothing hot for like 2.9 rounds (that "why this my 4th battle in Jersey & the first time they seein you? " line was potent though)


best line of the whole battle: YO shyt ASS, fukk YOU p*ssy

 

[WhoShotCha]

Cal bullied Surf in this one. Was all in that nikka circle, had Surf homie tight as shyt

Nobody would ever confuse Cal for being a lyricist, but he has a way of making nikkas look like hoes on a constant basis

 

[wizworld]

lol at Surf forgetting the rest of his round after Calicoe told him to say it again. Surf gets thrown off extremely easily, like a 3rd of his rounds are short of the time limit.
You can see Blackface behind Cal in the 3rd round pacing back and forth, I know dude was hyped.

 

[FreshAIG]

lol at Surf forgetting the rest of his round after Calicoe told him to say it again. Surf gets thrown off extremely easily, like a 3rd of his rounds are short of the time limit.
You can see Blackface behind Cal in the 3rd round pacing back and forth, I know dude was hyped.

Surf even choked on the BET Hip Hop awards cypher lmao

 

[wizworld]

Surf even choked on the BET Hip Hop awards cypher lmao

It's insane, he probably tells his crew that they can't text while he's rapping, the sound of their fingers touching the screen would throw him off. I've joked about him having a performing arts/theatre background but goddamn, does it really need to be that serious? You ain't Othello nygga.

 

[RichYung]

Battle was good to me lol. Loved the tension... shyt was HARD.

 

[Stacks]

You ain't Othello nygga.

 

[wizworld]

 

[origiNel]

Cal's not the most super lyrical but the way he says shyt can have somebody very uneasy, just like Surf looked...and shyt, if you have your opponent's homies overreacting, that's definitely an advantage.

"YO shyt ASS...p*ssy"

 

[wizworld]

That nygga Cal is extra wavy up there, dude is floating. Not to be weird, but what do y'all think he's on? Percs? Ecstasy? Or is he just super high?
Pardon me for sounding like a goofy narc, but I've never touched anything besides weed & shrooms, so I don't know what does what.

 

[Big Jo]

That nygga Cal is extra wavy up there, dude is floating. Not to be weird, but what do y'all think he's on? Percs? Ecstasy? Or is he just super high?
Pardon me for sounding like a goofy narc, but I've never touched anything besides weed & shrooms, so I don't know what does what.

Uncle Snoop talkin' bout he got the loudest blunts
Threw him a zip and now that boy cop his pounds from us

definitely weed, michigan got really good medical bud from what i've heard. maybe some xanax too? who knows but its fun to speculate haha