MeltzerDirtySprite
MC RIde Stan
So me and my girl go to the bar for my best friend's birthday party. So, I'm chillin watching my girl at the bar, While I'm talking to my homie when I see this girl move up on my girl, She a decent 8/10 so I'm just casually enjoying the view watching her flirt with my girl and my girl rejecting her. When this fat dyke bytch came up and put her arm around my girl's waist.
Now the dyke looked like ol dude from pawn stars with a faux hawk. So I instantly go. "Aye, bytch Get your hamhocks off my girl, Dude." I failed to mention I was gone off the henny by this point. So I went over to this dyke and she starts going off on me
"Yo girl aint property bro, she free to do what she want bro." Now she kept calling me bro, And pushed up against me. Now this bytch was like 5'3 and weighed about 350 and was pressing her stomach up against my thighs trying to do that white boy chest bump shyt but i'm 6'7"
So idk if it was all this time i've been spending on the coli, the henny, or what but i just stole off her ass without saying shyt. it wasn't like hiting a girl either, like i hit this bytch as hard as i could with that right hand. had her falling back big bytch knocked like six bar stools over and had shyt falling out her pocket.
Now the bytch that was talking to my girl at first tried to come at me, and my girl dragged her ass. Gave her some mincemeat.
So to my amazement the dyke wasn't knocked out, but she stood up and her jeans we're falling off and she had some sort of fake dikk or something that popped out and landed on the floor, shyt was like 14 inches long just laying there like some sort of menance.
anyway i took my ass home and fell asleep in the bathroom, now i woke up and posted this.
#HOH
Now the dyke looked like ol dude from pawn stars with a faux hawk. So I instantly go. "Aye, bytch Get your hamhocks off my girl, Dude." I failed to mention I was gone off the henny by this point. So I went over to this dyke and she starts going off on me
"Yo girl aint property bro, she free to do what she want bro." Now she kept calling me bro, And pushed up against me. Now this bytch was like 5'3 and weighed about 350 and was pressing her stomach up against my thighs trying to do that white boy chest bump shyt but i'm 6'7"
So idk if it was all this time i've been spending on the coli, the henny, or what but i just stole off her ass without saying shyt. it wasn't like hiting a girl either, like i hit this bytch as hard as i could with that right hand. had her falling back big bytch knocked like six bar stools over and had shyt falling out her pocket.
Now the bytch that was talking to my girl at first tried to come at me, and my girl dragged her ass. Gave her some mincemeat.
So to my amazement the dyke wasn't knocked out, but she stood up and her jeans we're falling off and she had some sort of fake dikk or something that popped out and landed on the floor, shyt was like 14 inches long just laying there like some sort of menance.
anyway i took my ass home and fell asleep in the bathroom, now i woke up and posted this.
#HOH
