Just turned 29 today…
I know some of you are going to do the math when you see my join date, so let me do it for you.
Yes, I joined this site at 16.
Yes, posting on TheColi from a young age has warped my views on life.
Yes, most of yall are degenerates and I had no business being here as a minor.
No, I wouldn’t have it any other way and when I have my first child I’m his middle name is going to be “Breh”.
That out of the way, I’ve just been thinking over my 20s and they weren’t bad.
fukked a few hoes, some were very attractive and some I’m not proud of.
Got my a nice condo and my childhood dream car, a Red Ford Mustang.
Credit good, no baby mamas or STDs.
Traveled a little bit, got to see Costa Rica.
Got my body right thanks to the breh Son Goku (he posts on the other site now) and the other Gym brehs.
I’m a little bit anxious though for a few reasons:
— A lot of my friends are married with kids now and I have only met one woman I
could’ve actually seen myself married to. It didn’t work out because of her insecurities.
— I do want kids around ~35, but with the quality of women I’m seeing available to choose from and the direction this country is headed in, I’m not sure if that will even be feasible.
— My mother had a cancer scare earlier this year, fortunately it wasn’t what it was originally diagnosed as but it brought me to the realization that my parents are getting old.
— Lost one of my childhood pets two weeks ago and it really set in that certain things from my childhood up into my 20s are just going to be a distant memory soon.
I just wanted some of the brehs that are in their 30s to give me some advice on how I should be spending this last year of my 20s and what to expect when I hit my 30s.
I know some of you are going to do the math when you see my join date, so let me do it for you.
Yes, I joined this site at 16.

Yes, posting on TheColi from a young age has warped my views on life.

Yes, most of yall are degenerates and I had no business being here as a minor.

No, I wouldn’t have it any other way and when I have my first child I’m his middle name is going to be “Breh”.

That out of the way, I’ve just been thinking over my 20s and they weren’t bad.
fukked a few hoes, some were very attractive and some I’m not proud of.

Got my a nice condo and my childhood dream car, a Red Ford Mustang.

Credit good, no baby mamas or STDs.

Traveled a little bit, got to see Costa Rica.

Got my body right thanks to the breh Son Goku (he posts on the other site now) and the other Gym brehs.

I’m a little bit anxious though for a few reasons:
— A lot of my friends are married with kids now and I have only met one woman I
could’ve actually seen myself married to. It didn’t work out because of her insecurities.
— I do want kids around ~35, but with the quality of women I’m seeing available to choose from and the direction this country is headed in, I’m not sure if that will even be feasible.
— My mother had a cancer scare earlier this year, fortunately it wasn’t what it was originally diagnosed as but it brought me to the realization that my parents are getting old.
— Lost one of my childhood pets two weeks ago and it really set in that certain things from my childhood up into my 20s are just going to be a distant memory soon.
I just wanted some of the brehs that are in their 30s to give me some advice on how I should be spending this last year of my 20s and what to expect when I hit my 30s.




