Turning 26 tomorrow I already feel.

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:flabbynsick: does it get better bruhs? I feel like a lame now going out to clubs in shyt, my hairline is receding, my stomach is popping out, losing muscle mass in getting fatter. I dont even feel like doing shyt but setting at home playing video game in eating cheetos nore do I care about chasing p*ssy like that I just want one bytch now in want to settle down (not really bad but that is a sign of becoming a old ass nikka) I don't wanna old bruhs:sadbron:

Those it better from here? Please say yes:to:
 

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Find yourself a good woman quickly.
The coli doesn't want to see you bag a single mom at 32.

@Emperor_ReinScarf can teach you

And @malcolmxxx_45 will drop gems on game, breh


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Honestly, the older you get, the more you know who you are and what you want, and the more comfortable with life you become.
So yes, in that sense, it does get better.

:ehh:
 

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:flabbynsick: does it get better bruhs? I feel like a lame now going out to clubs in shyt, my hairline is receding, my stomach is popping out, losing muscle mass in getting fatter. I dont even feel like doing shyt but setting at home playing video game in eating cheetos nore do I care about chasing p*ssy like that I just want one bytch now in want to settle down (now really bad but that is a sign of becoming a old ass nikka) I don't wanna old bruhs:sadbron:

Those it better from here? Please say no:to:
You're getting old, bruh. Welcome to the club.

Physically, you're going to have to put in a lot more effort than you used to. (Unless you're supplementing dat dere cell tech, a game changer) Every junk food binge is going to be felt… quickly.

Financially the only hope you have is that you're on the path to a financially secure 30's. Time to get serious about selling out if you haven't already. That cubicle is your home for the next few years. The most you can hope for is a glass office where you will be doing exactly what you were doing at the last desk except you'll feel a little more special. If you're black learn the letters EEOC and get familiar with that unemployment office.

This is pretty much the last stab you have at living your dreams. You're going to have a lot less energy than you remember having so ration your time accordingly. If you can rap, get a mic and go for it. If you got jokes, get to an open mic and tell them jokes. Trying to be a writer? Start writing now. Want to start a business? Get cracking.

Now is about the time you start figuring out who your life long friends are. Time to cut loose some of that unproductive baggage. Some of your ain't sh!t friends can get you locked up and/or killed. Making new friends becomes increasingly difficult.

If you're a dude you still have time to have fun but you may want to become more selective about the women you spend your time with. If you're a chick you gotta understand that you only have about 4 years of sexy left.
 

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Find yourself a good woman quickly.
The coli doesn't want to see you bag a single mom at 32.

@Emperor_ReinScarf can teach you

And @malcolmxxx_45 will drop gems on game, breh


:skip:

Honestly, the older you get, the more you know who you are and what you want, and the more comfortable with life you become.
So yes, in that sense, it does get better.

:ehh:
Thanks bruh the life lessons I've learned makes me content with life, I see what you saying bruh I feel better after reading that thanks bruh.:salute:
 

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You're getting old, bruh. Welcome to the club.

Physically, you're going to have to put in a lot more effort than you used to. (Unless you're supplementing dat dere cell tech, a game changer) Every junk food binge is going to be felt… quickly.

Financially the only hope you have is that you're on the path to a financially secure 30's. Time to get serious about selling out if you haven't already. That cubicle is your home for the next few years. The most you can hope for is a glass office where you will be doing exactly what you were doing at the last desk except you'll feel a little more special. If you're black learn the letters EEOC and get familiar with that unemployment office.

This is pretty much the last stab you have at living your dreams. You're going to have a lot less energy than you remember having so ration your time accordingly. If you can rap, get a mic and go for it. If you got jokes, get to an open mic and tell them jokes. Trying to be a writer? Start writing now. Want to start a business? Get cracking.

Now is about the time you start figuring out who your life long friends are. Time to cut loose some of that unproductive baggage. Some of your ain't sh!t friends can get you locked up and/or killed. Making new friends becomes increasingly difficult.

If you're a dude you still have time to have fun but you may want to become more selective about the women you spend your time with. If you're a chick you gotta understand that you only have about 4 years of sexy left.
Damn the way you put it getting older doesn't seem that bad now I accept the fact I'm getting older I'll take your advice bruh thanks son:salute:
 

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:flabbynsick: does it get better bruhs? I feel like a lame now going out to clubs in shyt, my hairline is receding, my stomach is popping out, losing muscle mass in getting fatter. I dont even feel like doing shyt but setting at home playing video game in eating cheetos nore do I care about chasing p*ssy like that I just want one bytch now in want to settle down (not really bad but that is a sign of becoming a old ass nikka) I don't wanna old bruhs:sadbron:

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Man :heh: You are still in prime real estate until your 40, and if you play it right the more you get older and stay in shape. Forget about your hairline. Just get your ass into shape by eating right and walking. Forget the clubs I would say, nothing ever good happens after happy hour.

:dahell: Having a midlife crisis at 26 :heh:
 

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Your not a female

Your life is just beginning

This

Keep working out, your body will slow down as time goes on, but when you're coming into late 20's and early 30's, you should have more disposable income to do more and see more. It's been a good look so far for me. :manny:
 

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Damn the way you put it getting older doesn't seem that bad now I accept the fact I'm getting older I'll take your advice bruh thanks son:salute:
Oh, one more thing:

Racially more and more of those stats that affect Black people will affect you. You will likely lose a job or go to jail behind some total BULLSH!T at some point.

Be mentally prepared for a serious run in with the law. Hell, even condition your mind to spend at least a week in jail or pay tens of thousands in fees/fines. It sounds crazy/intense, I know, but it's real out here. If sh!t should get heavy remember to SHUT THE FVCK UP! Even the worst public defender can get you out of a jam as long as you don't snitch on yourself by running your mouth.

I mentioned this briefly but learn about the EEOC. Learn how to DOCUMENT EVERYTHING that gives you the slightest hint that some sh!t on the job is racist. Even the hiring practices should be documented. Learn how to catch your employer fvcking around. Play your cards right and you can be collecting settlement money ON TOP of unemployment.
 
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You'll be fine. Enjoy it. Be responsible. And exercise...fo sho.

Like two days ago I was out skateboarding at the park thinking to myself "I'm about to be 30 and still killing it...damn"...it felt so good.:ahh:

I think it's important to never forget who we are at the end of the day, and for me skateboarding has been about that...been doing t for almost 25 years of my life.

But as each year passes, it's more important to grow and flourish as an individual learning from experiences and making the best out of one's existence on this planet.

I know there's only gonna be one me...I can only do me...so while you do you...Immma be me.
 
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