Two Australian men likely to lose limbs after fight with chainsaw and samurai sword

[Vagina Thief]

http://www.newsoxy.com/odd/australia-fight-samurai-sword-chainsaw-69482.html

Two young frustrated neighbors in Australia decided to fight each other with a chainsaw and samurai sword, with both likely to lose a body part, after a brawl between the two homes involving several people.

Troy Thornton, 26, hosted a party at his sister’s home for those who attended a funeral.
According to a report by the Sydney Miami Herald, things got out of control when a neighbor, 29-year-old Mark Jorgensen, complained that the music was too loud.
Members of the Thornton family claimed that a person from the Jorgensen home threatened them by driving a car erratically at them.
Police were called out to both homes to separate the families. The police asked everyone to go back into their own homes.
Several hours later, the feud started right back up after someone from the Jorgensen household tried to break into the Thornton home.
“Basically we ended up all in a brawl,” said Thornton’s sister, Nicole Thornton. “The guys from next door. By then there was 20 of them with bats, swords and poles.”
Troy Thornton decided to grab a chainsaw after Mark Jorgensen and several other men started arguing with his mother and two sister’s.
Jorgensen cut one of Thornton’s fingers off with a samurai sword for stepping in.
Thornton struck Jorgensen in the arm with the chainsaw severing it to the point he may lose it.
Detective Chief Inspector Mark Brett said that the situation was “horrific.”
“A chainsaw is a serious weapon which inflicts pretty brutal injuries,” said Brett, who continued to say that “it is too early to say who’ll be charged.”
The funeral had been for Nicole Thornton’s partner who had passed away after a boating accident.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

@ them just throwin in the sentence at the end about the funeral

 

[Another Man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2syI_Zsndl0

 

[MMS]

Australia was founded by inmates

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Australia was founded by inmates

Also WTF does this have to do with knowledge, I think most people know jumping in a fight w/a chainsaw is a bad idea

 

[Crakface]

Also WTF does this have to do with knowledge, I think most people know jumping in a fight w/a chainsaw is a bad idea

It lets you know that you're dealing with a bunch of savages, friend.

 

[ⒶⓁⒾⒶⓈ]

if youre ever attacked by a chainsaw just take off your jacket or shirt and throw it at the blade the fabric will jam it in a second and it will be too fukked up to restart giving you plenty of time to beat the shyt out of your attacker

thank me later

 

[theoretic]

if youre ever attacked by a chainsaw just take off your jacket or shirt and throw it at the blade the fabric will jam it in a second and it will be too fukked up to restart giving you plenty of time to beat the shyt out of your attacker

thank me later

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[Kilgore Trout]

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@ the smiley execution.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

It lets you know that you're dealing with a bunch of savages, friend.

I think most people know that too

When is the last time anyone was in a fight, let alone w/a chainsaw

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

fukkin convicts

 

[Cute Fattie]

Australia was founded by inmates

true T.

 

[FaTaL]

those criminals

sh!t if i see a chainsaw im walking the other way

 

[M617]

i could only imagine the chaos that night it would have been a real shyt show

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Lawl