Tyson "Fappin" Fury Masturbating 7 Times a Day in Preparation for Deontay Wilder Rematch

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Tyson Fury Says He's Masturbating 7 Times a Day in Preparation for Deontay Wilder Rematch (UPDATE)

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BYJOSE MARTINEZ


Jose is a contributing writer for Complex Media. @ZayMarty

JAN 14, 2020

Image via Getty/Kevork Djansezian
UPDATED 1/15, 12:20 p.m. ET: Deontay Wilder as chimed in on Tyson Fury's masturbation claims. "Whatever he says is for entertainment or whatever," Wilder told TMZ recently. "He wanna jack off? Enjoy himself! Just use the proper lotion. I mean some like thick lotion."

Wilder also said he would retire if he was knocked out in the second round, as Fury predicts.





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If you've seen a single film in the Rocky franchise, then you know that boxers can have some truly bizarre ways of preparing for their opponent. Take the original 1976 film, for example, where Rocky Balboa goes into a walk-in freezer to beat his meat. OK, not literally. In the iconic scene, he briefly spars with giant carcasses of beef until he and his hands are too tired to go on. Again, nothing from that last sentence should be interpreted as sexual, but we get it.


In preparation for his rematch with Deontay Wilder next month, Tyson Fury revealed at their press conference on Tuesday that he's also training by beating his meat, but he actually means it quite literally. In fact, he's doing it up to seven times a day. With a smile on his face, Fury explained that the purpose is to keep his testosterone levels up.





In their first bout in December of 2018, Fury and Wilder finished with controversial split decision draw. At the time, Wilder believed that his two knockdowns of Tyson, one of which went viral, were enough to earn the victory. "I think with the two knockdowns I definitely won the fight," the WBC heavyweight champion said. "We poured our hearts out tonight. We’re both warriors, but with those two drops I think I won the fight."

Their rematch will take place in Las Vegas on February 22

Tyson Fury Says He's Masturbating 7 Times a Day in Preparation for Deontay Wilder Rematch (UPDATE)
 

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Why wouldn’t he just fuc sum hoez :gucci:


Too much time and effort. Gotta deal with emotions and extra shyt. If you pay for it, then you are out of money when you could just have a quick stroke and be about your business.

If this really works for him, I don't see the issue.

He just didn't need to tell the world that shyt. :beli:
 

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Both masturbation and sexual intercourse cause an increase in testosterone during the act, then testosterone falls to normal levels afterward.

He would have to be fapping during the fight in order to get any benefits from the testosterone boost
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He's going to get a repetitive stress injury in his hand and be unable to fight
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Tyson Fury gonna walk out to the ring to this music


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