U knew it was time to turn off the tv and go outside whenever "Home Improvement" came on

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That's exactly what I mean with them crazy post-lottery Roseanne episodes....now THAT shyt was wack as hell. Show prolly had one of the WOAT wrap-ups with that shyt :snoop:

If I remember correctly....everything that happened after Dan's heart attack (that was shown to viewers on the show) was made up in Roseanne's mind, for some book she was writing. In the last episode, she mentions what really happens to the other characters, like Dan dying from the heart attack (instead of surviving and cheating on her), Jackie being a lesbian, Darlene being with Mark and Becky being with David instead of the original couples....all kinds of crazy shyt. It was like Roseanne (the real-life person) was trying to be artsy with that shyt, and it failed miserably
i remember that "serious" episode where Dan was in the hospital bed. Roseanne had alot of fukking dark episodes. i remember one episode where in the ending credits it sounded like Dan was beating up his daughter's boyfriend. I was like wtf :dahell:
 
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i remember that "serious" episode where Dan was in the hospital bed. Roseanne had alot of fukking dark episodes. i remember one episode where in the ending credits it sounded like Dan was beating up his daughter's boyfriend. I was like wtf :dahell:

The episode where Roseanne found out Fisher was abusing Jackie and leaving bruises on her back....:wow:

The one where Darlene delivered a premature baby....:wow:

The one where Dan found out his mother was mentally ill most of her life, and he had mistakenly blamed his dad all those years for 'causing' her to go crazy....:wow:

Yeah....Roseanne had some 'very special' episodes......but the one where Dan smacked up David was one of the regular funny ones :russ:

That's how you handle these lil nikkas after they try to make out with your daughter in your basement, behind your back :birdman:
 

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The episode where Roseanne found out Fisher was abusing Jackie and leaving bruises on her back....:wow:

The one where Darlene delivered a premature baby....:wow:

The one where Dan found out his mother was mentally ill most of her life, and he had mistakenly blamed his dad all those years for 'causing' her to go crazy....:wow:

Yeah....Roseanne had some 'very special' episodes......but the one where Dan smacked up David was one of the regular funny ones :russ:

That's how you handle these lil nikkas after they try to make out with your daughter in your basement, behind your back :birdman:
:dwillhuh: i might have to revisit roseanne :lupe:

the bolded is just :wow:
 
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