I realized I was ugly when I got my first "girlfriend" flowers, found them in the trash, and she told me that she didn't want my flowers because they were ugly flowers from an ugly dude.
You woulda thought I realized that a girl who told me she could be my secret girlfriend and asked me to help her do her homework wasn't actually into me but I was stupid.
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