Ugly Cac got 5 Wives and 24 kids

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why would ANYONE wanna wife up 5 broads???? :why:

shyt is too much work.

and I'm calling :duck: on how 6 adults could support that many kids. shyt is ridiculous. u know those hick-broads don't have good paying jobs to support that lifestyle.

The kids probably all rock hand-me-downs. If the mothers work that's income...even if they don't work and received welfare, thats more income. I need to contact that father about borrowing a kid or two to claim on my taxes next year though.
 

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It's better than having 5 baby muvas. :manny:

You get 5 Black women in one house working together as a team and an Alpha male they gonna produce a whole second grade class of powerful kids with a sense of self.

That dynamic cant be stopped.
 

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He need to put all five bytches to work then he gets a dap:comeon: until then :camby:
 
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You get 5 Black women in one house working together as a team and an Alpha male they gonna produce a whole second grade class of powerful kids with a sense of self.

That dynamic cant be stopped.

Brother Polight is fit for it. :ehh:

He's pretty much the type of black man we need leading the community, he's doing a good job with his own family.
 

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ok....i change my mind about polygamy .......... 2 wifes is the max, 3 if on some :shaq: shiit....but nah 2 is good.. ... I'm too damn lazy to be walking outside in the morning cold to give 2 women a kiss in on forehead in the morning ... I aint' bout that life :bryan: .......

and that scheduling ...... :ld:, I like puss as much as the next, but I be damn its bad enough trying to be single man and arranging shiit....now you "HAVE" to give up the D..... and take care of multiple kids......

I think asked the question in another thread .... I said something like "what theory/background is your polygamous attitude based on? Is it Mormonism? Muslim? African tribal? Or just fuuck I want a bunch of wifes"... This guy has answered the question in his case.
 

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Become a polygamist and increase your odds of your offspring contracting fumarase deficiency from the genetic defects that come with polygamy. There is a evolutionary reason for basic monogamy in some form and why nearly every culture practices it in some capacity.
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But serious tho I can't see why someone would be dumb enough to want 5 wives. :mjlol: That's FIVE women you have to financially care for, health insurance would be a complete bytch, you can never really connect with your kids in a deep, fundamental level nor provide for them financially to ensure they have a good life. Its not like having a classroom full of 20+ kids who you only have to worry about 40 hours a week only 8 months out of the year. Your life is those kids pretty much 24/7. All that for p*ssy? I love p*ssy and it feels amazing but NOT that amazing. Polygamy is for dummies and suckers hence why only fundie Mormons are obsessed with it.
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Cheating isn't my cup of tea but if you seriously want a polygamist experience without the headache, just get a wife and a few mistresses on the side. Not only will you save a ton of money but you will still get the variety of women, you won't be financially tied to them and the other women are less likely to hog up a lot of your time.
 

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why would ANYONE wanna wife up 5 broads???? :why:

shyt is too much work.

and I'm calling :duck: on how 6 adults could support that many kids. shyt is ridiculous. u know those hick-broads don't have good paying jobs to support that lifestyle.
Welfareeeeeeeeeee
 
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