*voice mails*
diddy: pick up the phone baby....where do i send this 2024 benz?

diddy: it's me again......went through all of the cd's you gave me.

diddy: time for you to start droppin albums baby.....badboy!

diddy: pick up my nikka we got moves to make.

diddy: everybody is turning on me.....you been reading your bible to?

diddy: please call me before you go public man!!!!

diddy: money is waiting for you.
diddy: it was dark and those boys in cambodia could have been just short men!