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Oh Chavs???! 
We dont call them Chavettes.
Just poor cac girls. Google Geordie Shore.
We dont call them Chavettes.Just poor cac girls. Google Geordie Shore.
Uk brehs, what are 'chavette' pawgs like?
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ALonelyDad
Veteran
isn't chav like a fukkboy or something in uk slang?
WaveCapsByOscorp™
2021 Grammy Award Winner
that second picture should let you know; smells like ass and heneiken up in that pic 
I watched one of Lady Sovereign's music a few years ago....
Chavs aren't humans and must be exterminated
Chavs aren't humans and must be exterminated
This can't be life
GreenGhxst
Veteran
They arn't really chavs
These are kind of a hybrid
Often smell like cigarettes
Vodka breath
Often orange from all the fake tan
Always sporting the longest eye lashes you've ever seen
Always wearing horrible clearly visible clip in extensions
After a rave can be found barely concious laid out on the pavement like
Or being carried off to get her back blown out, still while barely concious
They aint for us
These are kind of a hybrid
Often smell like cigarettes
Vodka breath
Often orange from all the fake tan
Always sporting the longest eye lashes you've ever seen
Always wearing horrible clearly visible clip in extensions
After a rave can be found barely concious laid out on the pavement like
Or being carried off to get her back blown out, still while barely concious
They aint for us
As a London breh I can say without a doubt these are the easiest bytches to smash - whenever I'm at a house party I look for the white or light skinned chicks cause they're usually less frigid and will let a nikka smash the same night
I would never get into a relationship with one but they're fun to party with
I know a couple c00ns that wifed them up andthat drama they bring into your life - fukk around and have a father in law that voted brexit
I know one lightskin breh from manny who wifed up one of these white tings
and he went over there for dinner...pops straight up aid
who is this ****** ? and wots this gollywog doing in me house ?
OP forget about brit cacs...they are the ugliest/fattest/worst teeth in all of europe....
They literally binge on alcohol, chow down nasty kebabs and dikk all through college
Not to mention the chimney breath from all that tobacco
Get you some finnish/swedish/italian/spanish/portuguese hoes
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Indiglow Meta (R$G)
Ultra.
Oh, so they're like Trixies and "girls gone wild". A trashier Becky archetype.They arn't really chavs
These are kind of a hybrid
Often smell like cigarettes
Vodka breath
Often orange from all the fake tan
Always sporting the longest eye lashes you've ever seen
Always wearing horrible clearly visible clip in extensions
After a rave can be found barely concious laid out on the pavement like
Or being carried off to get her back blown out, still while barely concious
They aint for us
They arn't really chavs
These are kind of a hybrid
Often smell like cigarettes
Vodka breath
Often orange from all the fake tan
Always sporting the longest eye lashes you've ever seen
Always wearing horrible clearly visible clip in extensions
After a rave can be found barely concious laid out on the pavement like
Or being carried off to get her back blown out, still while barely concious
They aint for us
This..... back in the day my my brother and his people went to Napa.... he said the northern chavs had a points system..... 1 point for sleeping with a white guy 5 points for sleeping with a local, and 10 points for sleeping with a black guy
literally the easiest women to fukk..... if thats your thing .......
last time I went to Newcastle, drunk chicks were coming up to me "show me your cock"......"are you gonna fukk me"
these chicks go out to drink, get drunk and then fukk.......
not for me
JOHN.KOOL
Manchester United/Atletico Madrid
These are not chavs, there your standard white thot that originated from Essex and up north and have now infected the white female population all over the UK like the virus in films that turns people into zombies.
As it's been said before they are about dikk, I disagree that they are the easiest girls to smash tho, not saying they are hard but in the UK most girls in the teenage years are pretty easy to smash, just look on point and if you don't look on point then just make them laugh.
There are very very few things you can do on this planet dumber than wifying up one of these girls, but white boys and dumbass nikkas do it everyday b.
Incase you hadn't assumed, these hoes ain't loyal.
As it's been said before they are about dikk, I disagree that they are the easiest girls to smash tho, not saying they are hard but in the UK most girls in the teenage years are pretty easy to smash, just look on point and if you don't look on point then just make them laugh.
There are very very few things you can do on this planet dumber than wifying up one of these girls, but white boys and dumbass nikkas do it everyday b.
Incase you hadn't assumed, these hoes ain't loyal.
Doing a simple Google search, they appear to be UK women who emulate American inner city culture (Black or Hispanic).
Address_Unknown
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They out to drink and fukk and they ain't shy about it. 
To be honest, I'd like to set Kent as chum out in them waters and watch one of these pale whores suck the soul out of him and make his fitted squeeze his head on some cartoon shyt.
They not for dating, though.
Too much problems and as a Caribbean breh in the UK with a 'Yardie' accent, I've had to address too many try hard wanna be thugs who caught feelings 'cause they wanted to roll with a breh 'cause he was paying his way as opposed to having to wait on them cheap b*stards collecting benefit schemes off the dole and other scams. Smash and dash, strictly.
To be honest, I'd like to set Kent as chum out in them waters and watch one of these pale whores suck the soul out of him and make his fitted squeeze his head on some cartoon shyt.
They not for dating, though.
Too much problems and as a Caribbean breh in the UK with a 'Yardie' accent, I've had to address too many try hard wanna be thugs who caught feelings 'cause they wanted to roll with a breh 'cause he was paying his way as opposed to having to wait on them cheap b*stards collecting benefit schemes off the dole and other scams. Smash and dash, strictly.
