Uncle Blizz said you done growed up? Your ass is grass if he tells you a story about Big Bob Slob next.
My niqqa, switch the energy, the next time you see him grab your dikk balls (without looking at him) and say in a low deep voice, "bytch got a fat ass" and keep it moving. He is now confused and unsure of yalls relationship now. Don't be scared of that niqqa B!
Or just go to the mall and cop a Trey Songz t-shirt, hit the Liquor spot and cop him some cheap champagne and tell him "welcome home uncle Blizz", spray the champagne like y'all just won the chip, give him the shirt and bounce.
Man up niqqa! Don't be a fukkin Lilac.