Unexplainable things that have happened to you

[Lewis Black]

I was just thinking back when I was 14 and brushing my hair in the shower. So I hop out now and look in the mirror and I have a bald patch (size of nickel)

shyt was not funny at the time, I had to use some special cream to get my patch to grow back quicker. 8 years on and I have still have no clue why it happened

I for real thought I was going bald, for two weeks I was lol

 

[RadaMillz]

Alopecia is no joke, cousin had it for like 6 months.

 

[Crakface]

I woke up married to a chinese woman and have a child with no memory of how i got here.

My wife reminds me how many years we've been together and im like


Really?

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I was just thinking back when I was 14 and brushing my hair in the shower. So I hop out now and look in the mirror and I have a bald patch (size of nickel)

shyt was not funny at the time, I had to use some special cream to get my patch to grow back quicker. 8 years on and I have still have no clue why it happened

I for real thought I was going bald, for two weeks I was lol

that happened to my daughter when she was 2, had to use a special shampoo. I thought it was a ringworm but dr said no.

 

[LA Fisher]

I ended up engaged to a black woman

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Being born actually. Just weird you know.

 

[Goddess_Godiva]

When i was younger i was walking down the street by myself and felt this strong force push me into the ditch, well i was out for a few minutes and awoke to this white man saying he hit me with his truck but SOMEONE pushed me out the way just in time and he was sorry & was checking on me to see if I was ok. He was looking for the figure that pushed me but no one was around. I still wonder about that to this day.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

10 yrs ago I had an abcess or a cyst under my arm and it grew to the size of a baseball. Went to the er, they cut it open and drained it. They told me I would have to pack it myself and everything would be fine. As the days passed my left breast swole up and I constantly had fever. Then I went temporarily blind. Seriously, I couldnt see. Bd took me back to the er where they admitted me and scheduled me for surgery that night. Woke up I could see but had no idea wtf was going on. My moma came to see me and ask why was I under quarantine, I had no clue. I did wonder why I had the room to myself but was like fucc it. So when the dr came to see me I asked him. He said I had a mrsa infection that had almost reached my heart. They had to debride? My chest area to get rid of the infection. To this day I have no idea how I got infected, but I think it was when they cut the abcess open and the hospital was at fault cuz I never recieved a bill and I didnt have insurance.

 

[LordJergens]

i dodged genital herpes from one side only to find out i got my other side chick preg

 

[Flay Mayweather]

I woke up dead

 

[Donald J Trump]

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I was supposed to meet this chick at a bar met her week earlier at a different spot. Before I left to meet her she called me and asked if was coming alone and bringing my car she saw me in last time. I said yes. Seemed like a strange tone in her voice. I got this weird feeling something wasn't right so I hit my boy up and we rolled over there a little early and sure enough I see this chick chillin with some thug lookin dudes in a jeep. bytch was trying to set me up.