I’m saying….everybody mind ya biz I’m joining the mile high club
man regular ass flights are bad enough these days with weirdoes airdropping meat pics and dudes pulling out their joint next to women sleeping... and these companies looked at that and said "yknow what we need? mattresses."
give it a week before some woman rents one of these and either wakes up to some unwanted 'snuggling' or another passenger records a guy creeping up and sniffing the mattress while shes in the bathroom
ive basically figured out how to tell the future nowadays. heres what you do:
1) observe a situation
2) think of the worst or most deviant thing possible to happen
3) wait for it to happen because we live in hell
4) repeat
i saw this earlier and hell maybe theyre right

it didnt have to be like this at ALL