Unwritten Man Laws

[Turk]

If a Black man gives you a head nod, you always nod back

If there's an open stall in the bathroom, use it. Don't park right next to a nikka to pee

 

[Treblemaka]

Don't argue with females that don't have a title in your life (family or significant other)

 

[Neuromancer]

Don't talk to your homies lady without him present.

 

[staticshock]

If your homie brings a girl around and you’ve never met her or if he never said anything about her, tell her that she’s all he talks about and he’s a good breh


Never show up to another brehs house empty handed

 

[Sterling Archer]

Don't argue with females that don't have a title in your life (family or significant other)

Don’t argue with women at all. Title or not.

 

[Sypress]

Never tell another man his zipper is down

just pretend you didn’t see it down and keep it moving

 

[Treblemaka]

Don’t argue with women at all. Title or not.

Nah. If I give a shxt about you and we have a misunderstanding there is going to be a conversation. Male or female.

 

[Taadow]

- if you get somewhere and it’s hoes, call the homie(s) and inform that it’s hoes in there

 

[Neuromancer]

If your homie is talking to a girl and you see that the vibe is good remind him to get her number and leave.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

If that’s your mans
I mean your true ace
And he was deathly in love with a female
Ain’t no dating her afterwards/being her friend
You can be cordial but that’s where it ends

 

[Joe Budden]

If I bring you to the glory hole don't ask annoying questions like “who’s behind the wall” “how I know this not a set up”

 

[cheek100]

never eat the box before she let u fuk a few times

 

[patscorpio]

If I bring you to the glory hole don't ask annoying questions like “who’s behind the wall” “how I know this not a set up”

dameurkeldetective

• patscorpio
• Oct 14, 2020

midnightdame

• patscorpio
• Nov 18, 2020

 

[Mike Nasty]

If that’s your mans
I mean your true ace
And he was deathly in love with a female
Ain’t no dating her afterwards/being her friend
You can be cordial but that’s where it ends

I was surprised when I hung out with one of my cousins that this isn't a universal man rule.

 

[BuckFilly]

real nikkas dont use umbrellas