Unwritten Rules

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Life's Unwritten Rules

If you’re at the grocery store and have 12 or more items and the person behind you has 3 or less, you are required to let them go ahead of you

When you start dating a new female, always inquire about her friends for your friends

Never say dialogue verbatim with a movie that comes on television if you’re not alone, even if it is your favorite movie and you have seen it 1000 times

A man should never give another man a subtle reminder that his birthday is coming up

Never tip with change

For males entering a department store, grocery store, etc… always hold the door for strangers that are female, elderly, or children

It is o.k. to take a reasonable amount of straws, ketchup packets, plastic silverware, napkins, etc… from fast food establishments to stock your house

It is o.k. to sample the fruit at a grocery store

Never cheat off someone’s paper without their prior approval

Never buy a used car with the check engine light on

If another motorist does you a favor while on the road, i.e. let you over, you have to acknowledge them with a form of than you

Don’t leave your porch light on if you’re not giving out candy for Halloween


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[NoCones]

Life's Unwritten Rules

1.If you’re at the grocery store and have 12 or more items and the person behind you has 3 or less, you are required to let them go ahead of you

2.When you start dating a new female, always inquire about her friends for your friends

3.Never say dialogue verbatim with a movie that comes on television if you’re not alone, even if it is your favorite movie and you have seen it 1000 times

4.man should never give another man a subtle reminder that his birthday is coming up

5.Never tip with change

6.For males entering a department store, grocery store, etc… always hold the door for strangers that are female, elderly, or children

7.It is o.k. to take a reasonable amount of straws, ketchup packets, plastic silverware, napkins, etc… from fast food establishments to stock your house

8.It is o.k. to sample the fruit at a grocery store

9.Never cheat off someone’s paper without their prior approval

10.Never buy a used car with the check engine light on

11.If another motorist does you a favor while on the road, i.e. let you over, you have to acknowledge them with a form of than you

12.Don’t leave your porch light on if you’re not giving out candy for Halloween


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1.fukk em. i had to wait so can you
5.i dont want this fukkin change so ima pass it off on whoever
6.fukk em. only armless people get that treatment and theirs usually a button they can kick for that if it isnt automatic
9.long as i do better than i wouldve on my own
10.common sense, breh
12.we robbin the pizza delivery boy tonight or what

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

1) dont touch my stereo when you're in my car you douche.

 

[Food Mane]

If someone gets tickets for a sporting event, drinks are on you. This one may be changing soon what with 11 dollar beers and all. Dudes will start scrambling to be the one who pays for the tickets.

 

[Boutdatlife]

If someone gets tickets for a sporting event, drinks are on you. This one may be changing soon what with 11 dollar beers and all. Dudes will start scrambling to be the one who pays for the tickets.

This is very true

 

[Silver Surfer]

If a cop is coming up...flash your headlights

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

1.fukk em. i had to wait so can you
5.i dont want this fukkin change so ima pass it off on whoever
6.fukk em. only armless people get that treatment and theirs usually a button they can kick for that if it isnt automatic
9.long as i do better than i wouldve on my own
10.common sense, breh
12.we robbin the pizza delivery boy tonight or what

Not for some. I actually had a homeboy who did this. He was showing a few of us the car and my other homeboy notice the check engine light was in. My patna talking about the dealer said it wasn't nothing major and that it's a common problem in Honda's We still clown that nikka about that shyt to this day

 

[The Phoenix]

Not for some. I actually had a homeboy who did this. He was showing a few of us the car and my other homeboy notice the check engine light was in. My patna talking about the dealer said it wasn't nothing major and that it's a common problem in Honda's We still clown that nikka about that shyt to this day

I wish I knew your boy so I could slap the shyt out of him.

 

[Remote]

 

[Umoja]

That's what I love about New York. Calling out bad behaviour.

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

Don't fukk on women after your friends, too many women out here to be playing follow the leader on some p*ssy

 

[Remote]

That's what I love about New York. Calling out bad behaviour.

 

[KillerPups]

That goes for driving too. Right lane for speed limit left lane for people who got somewhere to be

 

[maxamusa]

If you invite me to your birthday dinner.....YOU COVER THE MF BILL.

 

[Umoja]

If you invite me to your birthday dinner.....YOU COVER THE MF BILL.

You sound like a cheapskate.