Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
UPDATE: @The Hon. Stringer Bell was right. This dude is weak. What you mean, still processing 

I feel like he deserved this slap but if this nikka don't flame Will Smith tonight, Imma be heated
Does Chris Rock have what it takes, brehs?
Even though I stand by what I said, that Will never would have slapped Chapelle cause Chapelle never would have told that jokes, I almost wish it had been Chapelle, cause you know that nicca would light one up tonight, break out his stool and tell some introspective comedy about it that would make us all go










Chris Rock ‘still processing’ Will Smith Oscars slap
Chris Rock 'still processing' Will Smith Oscars slap
Chris Rock broke his silence about Sunday’s Oscar smackdown in front of an energized crowd full of passionate supporters in Boston Wednesday night.
“You got me all misty and s—” Rock, 57, said after basking in a rousing nearly two minute standing ovation as he took the stage at the Wilbur Theater to start a run of shows.
“How was your weekend?,” Rock, wearing a white outfit, asked the cheering crowd.
“I don’t have a bunch of s— about what happened,” he said about the elephant in the room, explaining that he already wrote an entire comedy show.
“I had like a whole show I wrote before this weekend. I’m still kinda processing what happened. So at some point, I’ll talk about that s–.”
“Sue him Chris, sue him,” an audience member yelled out.
“So I’m gonna tell some jokes. It’s nice to be out,” Rock said as he dove into his set, which was scheduled before the comic was attacked by Will Smith on Hollywood’s biggest stage.
I feel like he deserved this slap but if this nikka don't flame Will Smith tonight, Imma be heated

Does Chris Rock have what it takes, brehs?

Even though I stand by what I said, that Will never would have slapped Chapelle cause Chapelle never would have told that jokes, I almost wish it had been Chapelle, cause you know that nicca would light one up tonight, break out his stool and tell some introspective comedy about it that would make us all go









Anticipation sky-high for comedian Chris Rock's Boston shows following Will Smith Oscar slap
BOSTON —
Comedian Chris Rock is performing at Boston's Wilbur Theatre this week — his first appearances since actor Will Smith slapped Rock at the 94th Academy Awards — and anticipation for the shows, along with ticket prices, have skyrocketed.
Rock's set of six comedy shows at The Wilbur — two each on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday at 7:30 p.m. and 10 p.m. — are sold out, and no photography or video is allowed during the shows. Guests will be asked to secure their phones in a sealed pouch during Rock's performances.
Tickets for the "Ego Death World Tour" are available on third-party sites, such as Stubhub and TickPick.
"There were a couple of pairs remaining for tonight’s show that are up in over the $1,000 price range right now," said Robert Tellia, an Ace Ticket Sales specialist. "This is definitely a very unique situation, where literally overnight the demand goes up 100, 200 even 300% in some cases."
Rock is staying at The Ritz-Carlton during his Boston tour stop, and onlookers have had their phones and cameras at the ready outside the hotel while trying to catch a glimpse of the comedian.
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That’s like an atomic bomb of fukkery