cyndaquil
Lv 100 Bold natured
Thread will be updated with more
1. Never wear drawers, women need to see your dikk print so they can fantasize about your willy
2. Never wear chuck taylors with jeans you arent in 3rd grade
3. Never walk around without some facial hair, bytches love facial hair
4. Dont call bytchez bytches around them unless you must be #HOH cuz she provoked it
5. Never spend money in a strip club them bytches will take yo money and not fukk you, you spending cash on blue balls
6. Always try your hardest to get a boner when grinding on a chick so she can feel how big yo dikk is and get horny
7. Dont fukk with a bytch if she stank
8. Dont fukk with yo self if you stank (yes either wash up or kill yo self)
9. Dont leave yo clothes in the wasimg macjine too long or you will smell like shyt, bytches hate that
10. Get in a non relationship ending fight wit yo girl before Valentine's day, easter, Christmas, her birthday, and any holiday you think you will need to spend money
11. When its near yo birthday make sure you nice to everyone
12. When its not yo birthday tell them all to fukk off
13. Brush yo teeth Atleast twice a day aint no reasin to have yo teeth lookin like corn
14. Never be afraid to strike up a convo wit a female just be like "hey, how are you"
15. Give yo girl compliments only when she deserves them
16. Dont compliment her beauty, do compliment her personality or achievements
17. Always keep atleast a rack in yo savings account, never be broke dude
18. If she has tattoos, piercings, unnatural hair color and speaks loudly, she a ho
19. If a chick rejects you dont take it personal its her loss now keep it pushin
Will update with more
1. Never wear drawers, women need to see your dikk print so they can fantasize about your willy
2. Never wear chuck taylors with jeans you arent in 3rd grade
3. Never walk around without some facial hair, bytches love facial hair
4. Dont call bytchez bytches around them unless you must be #HOH cuz she provoked it
5. Never spend money in a strip club them bytches will take yo money and not fukk you, you spending cash on blue balls
6. Always try your hardest to get a boner when grinding on a chick so she can feel how big yo dikk is and get horny
7. Dont fukk with a bytch if she stank
8. Dont fukk with yo self if you stank (yes either wash up or kill yo self)
9. Dont leave yo clothes in the wasimg macjine too long or you will smell like shyt, bytches hate that
10. Get in a non relationship ending fight wit yo girl before Valentine's day, easter, Christmas, her birthday, and any holiday you think you will need to spend money
11. When its near yo birthday make sure you nice to everyone
12. When its not yo birthday tell them all to fukk off
13. Brush yo teeth Atleast twice a day aint no reasin to have yo teeth lookin like corn
14. Never be afraid to strike up a convo wit a female just be like "hey, how are you"
15. Give yo girl compliments only when she deserves them
16. Dont compliment her beauty, do compliment her personality or achievements
17. Always keep atleast a rack in yo savings account, never be broke dude
18. If she has tattoos, piercings, unnatural hair color and speaks loudly, she a ho
19. If a chick rejects you dont take it personal its her loss now keep it pushin
Will update with more
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list looking kinda official.
