If your wife runs out to greet another man with a hug like that...

...thats the type of welcome where breh could pull up in regular clothes and she would let him into the house while ur at work..
wife: OMG ITS MARIO
Mario:
Wife: come on in mario, i have the greens you taught me how to cook on the stove now..you brought your appetite i hope
Mario: hold on Marry...i aint hungry for no greens, i want them sweet watery GUTS

(both dogs run up to mario and he kicks them

)
Wife: hehe mario you are so funny
Mario: BYTCH U THINK IM PLAYING...BUSS IT OPEN NOW
