UPS breh gets emotional on his final route of seeing dogs he bonded with

benjamin

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If your wife runs out to greet another man with a hug like that...:francis: ...thats the type of welcome where breh could pull up in regular clothes and she would let him into the house while ur at work..

wife: OMG ITS MARIO :gladbron:

Mario: :mjgrin:

Wife: come on in mario, i have the greens you taught me how to cook on the stove now..you brought your appetite i hope :steviej:

Mario: hold on Marry...i aint hungry for no greens, i want them sweet watery GUTS :mjlit: (both dogs run up to mario and he kicks them:mjtf:)

Wife: hehe mario you are so funny :pachaha:

Mario: BYTCH U THINK IM PLAYING...BUSS IT OPEN NOW:damn:
 
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Americans are not ready for war to come to our doorsteps. I know it sounds weird but cacs live in lala land about these dogs. It’s silly and scary. If project 2025 works completely this same woman will have to throw them mutts on the backyard grill with whatever propane they can find:ufdup::heh:


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I couldn't tell you who my ups driver is. And I get packages all the time. My mail lady? But ups driver? Never heard of this.
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That’s a small ass town. Hes prolly been one of the only UPS drivers they’ve had and been at it for 50 years. Not like us city folks who have a million delivery drivers

Look at the way he’s walking? He’s due for an artificial hip!

He’s just a kind person who brings treats for the dogs and knows all about your family milestones, while you know all about his. He’s experienced a lot of life with his regulars

Mario done hit that a few times :unimpressed:

Relax. lol. If Mario’s big ass UPS truck was parked there every other day, while he walks in her crib and walks out 30 minutes later pulling his pants up her hillbilly ass neighbors woulda lynched both of em years ago

If it were that serious, she’d be happy he was retiring. More “free time”.

He’s just a good man
 
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