URGENT: DOO DOO IS STUCK IN MY BUTT

[ADK]

I cant get this shyt out and I'm legit bout to cry

I NEED HELP

 

[ADK]

Imma have to go to the hospital and get it removed.

 

[ADK]

#90sGang but got fiber problems

 

[KOOL-AID]

URGENT: ONE STAR IS STUCK IN THIS THREAD

 

[Why-Fi]

one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh as hard as i am right now

 

[ADK]

URGENT: ONE STAR IS STUCK IN THIS THREAD

Chillllllllllllll I cant tell my dad. He gon give me the

 

[Why-Fi]

go to a drug store and get some magnesium citrate. drink that shyt and wait.

 

[Lavish]

Take a roll of toilet paper and wet that paper then take that paper and lubricate your anus.

Then spread your cheeks with you hands and push for dear life

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

!!!!!

 

[Myrical Lyfe]

 

[ADK]

holy shyt i had to stand up and spread my buttcheeks just to get it out. Im legit bout to take a pic cuz this had to be a guinesss world record

 

[-DMP-]

water, fiber, and a stool softner.

-DMP-

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

u just gotta push bruh i've had one of them doo doo softballs before

that shyt will hit the toilet like a meteor hitting the ocean

 

[SwagmundFreud]

Ole lack of fiber ass nikka

Step yo diet game up

 

[ADK]

I have to flush it in pieces now thought it was a myth