Dear Cavs you incompetent front office and nasty cacsuking dan gilbert,
I'm writing this cuase i'm the kang bran james and i'm so damn tired of this crap. I own this ghetto city called Cleveland. ask Jokekim noah how shytthole of a city this really is. did you see how warriors beat us in 6 just like that? they got nikkas after nikkas shooting everywhere. dem nikkas got KD. da fak? you nikkas expect me to stay here with these scrubs i'm currently playing with? who da fak you think i'm? kobe? michael?
Here is my demand and i won't take no for an answer- I need these cats ASAP
i need
1. Melo - this nikka ain't done yet. he can be my 3rd robin. nikka can score and he can ISO for me
2. CP3 - you saw kyrie coasting all season long? i demand you nikkas to bring my boy cp3. let him split time with kyrie. he ain't getting any younger but he sensitive as hell so let the nikka start, but only play him 25 mi
3. Andrew Wiggins - Why da fak you got rid of this young nikka? you crazy?
4. ISO Joe - you nikkas act like i can ISO. i need somebody who can ISO for me.
5. Joe habla Ingles - this aussie cac led the league in 3pt %. dem boys in utah can ball. trust me i played them before.
6. Ray allen - i hooped with this nikka and he can still shoot 3s. we don't need this nikka in the regular season. just bringing him in come playoff time. nikka saved my life. i owe him
if i don't get these cats ima build heatles again.
signed da fuk by
Kang Bran James,
6/14/2017
I'm writing this cuase i'm the kang bran james and i'm so damn tired of this crap. I own this ghetto city called Cleveland. ask Jokekim noah how shytthole of a city this really is. did you see how warriors beat us in 6 just like that? they got nikkas after nikkas shooting everywhere. dem nikkas got KD. da fak? you nikkas expect me to stay here with these scrubs i'm currently playing with? who da fak you think i'm? kobe? michael?
Here is my demand and i won't take no for an answer- I need these cats ASAP
i need
1. Melo - this nikka ain't done yet. he can be my 3rd robin. nikka can score and he can ISO for me
2. CP3 - you saw kyrie coasting all season long? i demand you nikkas to bring my boy cp3. let him split time with kyrie. he ain't getting any younger but he sensitive as hell so let the nikka start, but only play him 25 mi
3. Andrew Wiggins - Why da fak you got rid of this young nikka? you crazy?
4. ISO Joe - you nikkas act like i can ISO. i need somebody who can ISO for me.
5. Joe habla Ingles - this aussie cac led the league in 3pt %. dem boys in utah can ball. trust me i played them before.
6. Ray allen - i hooped with this nikka and he can still shoot 3s. we don't need this nikka in the regular season. just bringing him in come playoff time. nikka saved my life. i owe him
if i don't get these cats ima build heatles again.
signed da fuk by
Kang Bran James,
6/14/2017
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